In a film about your life who would play YOU?

[sorrel]

Purely for comedy value i would have Kate Winslet for when I was young and not a wrung out old hag!

Brad Pitt, of course.

Sandra Bullock

winona ryder

Catherine Zeta Jones (Douglas) OBVIOUSLY!!!
Although she would have to shed a few pounds first and perhaps have a facial skin peel to get rid of that flawed complexion.

Pamela Anderson (er, is she an actress?)

shrek (in drag of course)

would like it to be monica bellucci, but would be more likely to be marilyn manson

Beetroot, LOL

Kate Beckinsale

Elizabeth Taylor

Dawn French

Sarah-Jessica Parker (but with a slightly smaller nose!)

Sharon Stone

Susan Sarandon.

Lauren bacall - in her heyday for my youth
Geena Davis if I have to have a modern alternative

Suranne jones (Karen from Corrie)

Sometimes when me & Dp watched her and steve it was so like us rowing

Kathy Burke

when playing Waynetta Slob

Why? are you always 'havin a faggg'....

Joan Hickson

overdid the tweed last year

Caroline Quentin