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All you CLEVER and FUNNY mumsnetters - pls help Count Dracula with his speech for 50th wedding anniv.

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CountessDracula · 09/10/2008 13:43

right
dh has to do speech for his parents 50th wedding anniversary. He does great speeches

Time has conspired against him - it is on saturday and he hasn't really started yet.

I told him you lot would come up with some good ideas or one liners or whatever

SO

It is going to be a bit olympics related
We have ordered bouquets in the style of the olympics and medals which dd and their other granddaughter can present at the end. He has a few ideas for this but any possible funny events that you can think of would be good. They are very sociable, very golf, tennis, bridge, holiday of a lifetime on a yearly basis types.

Also any general funnies you have heard at these things before or can think of related to being married forever.

I know you are all geniuses and won't let me down

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CountessDracula · 09/10/2008 19:56

yes good point
I could certainly take along some lego, a paddington etc and ask what they have in common

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