Jenn, Worley, Voods....can't be bothered to write in the name changes...you know who you are

[Macdog]

Get your buns over here....NOW!!!

which british coastline has thhe longest coastline?
i think its devon or cornwall, getting mixed answers when i surf

i am a heavy rectangle and people have gone to prision because of me. what am i?

i am a large rectangle. once or twice a week i have many visitors.the rest of the time i am quite lonely. what am i ?

???

she'll sleep well then
having to type with one hand as ds2 asleep in the other arm

frog toad newt lizard - lizard doesn't live in water

beth amelia jo meg - amelia not one of the Little Women

simon dick julian george - simon not one of Famous Five

thwart spanker jib topgallant - thwart not part of sail/rigging on a boat(?)

grow know row throw - row can be pronounced differently ie row your boat or having a row (?)

i got ds1 a kids culture classics dvd. he loves it, its got rhubarb and custard, button moon, the clangers count ducula and more on. and fraggle rock. and ds2 has the complete super ted series, its fantastic!

god your quick at these md

Yep - thwart not a sail

Just noticed that dd was drinking a sachet of brown sauce

Smell gave it away

retro kids dvd's are FAB ....and generally cheap too

Most go now and finish hosing brown sauce off the wee cherub

johnny had 4 sweets in a bag. h gave 1 sweet to the boy who lived next door. the girl on the other side of the road helped herself to a sweet. his grandmothers dog ate another sweet while johnny wasn't looking and the plumber helped himself to one too. how many sweets did johnny then have in his bag?

see now it works out at 0 but thers got to be a catch some where? it doesnt say where the girl helped herself from, johnnys bag or some one elses?where did the dog get a sweet from?

or am i thinking too much

eww brown sauce. dp wouldnt survive with no brown sauce.
im looking forward to that survivor thing on bbc1 sunday night at 9, but i might have to watch it online catch up as i like fribge on sky1 on sun at 9 as well

noddy got out of his little yellow car and walked one mile south. then big ears told him to walk 1 mile east. after a mile he met mister plod who instructed him to walk 1 mile north. noddy was surprised when it didnt start. give alausible and logical reason why it didnt start?

?? it ran out of petrol
??sly moved it and took the spark plugs or something
?? burmuda triangle
??not his car

Got sore head with those 'uns

She's even managed to get brown sauce up the curtains!!
Place smells like a chippie
Still can't find the squeezy pod thing.....

Scotland has pretty big coastline.....

English county with longest coastline is Cornwall

rectangle ones have got me stumped

So country with longest coastline in Britain is Scotland
County with longest coastline in Britain is Cornwall

Coz there's something DOWN there!

What Macdog said

Rectangle visited once or twice a week a church? Don't think so though.

Heavy rectangle..Bible? Don't think that's right either.

Coastline, doesn't specify counties does it? Maybe it means, NIreland, Scotland, Wales or England?

Hmm know what you mean about the sweets Worley was thinking the same, and the noddy one has me stumped. Is that because his car is run by his feet?

Is Noddy at the South Pole???

FECK
Disregard previous answer!!

it's the North Pole

ha ha h ah re brown sauce.

those rectangles have got me puzzled!!! any ideas?

we thought church, but their not rectangular are they, they're in the shape of the cross.

some of the others are easy (mind you im probably wrong, such as im rectangular, im yellow and full of calories, what am i ? we thought butter maybe?)

jenn can i give ds2 calpol and kids nurophen(?spl) he is really hot still and calpol which he has had 2 lots of so far today isn't touching him. he had last lot of calpol at 4, so can have next lot at 8 but thinking maybe he can have calpol then and then some nurophen at 10 or something??
will i be overdosing?
when dp gets back i think i'll send him to the late night pharmacy to go check in case you dont check in,

he wont even lift his head to drink, he lays on his side drinking out of the straw. no rash though as i keep checking. im paranoid about rashes. i saw a little one in resus with meningitis rash before and its not the type of rash you forget.

i do have medised but it makes him gag and is then sick. not risking that.

Calpol = paracetamol
nurofen = ibuprofen

They can be given together

Medidsed = paracetamol - don't give with paracetamol

I agree macdog

my dh has sodded off out to the german markets for sausages and beer!

at least i get to choose tv tonite..