Jenn, Worley, Voods....can't be bothered to write in the name changes...you know who you are

[Macdog]

Get your buns over here....NOW!!!

wow just did that envirophone thing for my old knackered mobile...getting £26 for it!! really really need the cash too. what a good idea...

arrrrrrrrrrrr macdog you salty seadog

Just checked envirophone....they'll give me 47p for mine

my kitchen smells lurverly i've made 10 jars of chutney this afternoon, the nigella christmas chutney and the apple and cranberry chutney. planning on making more this week also and the winter warmer vodka. when its christmas im going to put a jar of eachchutney and the vodka in a xmassey bag as pressies.

and i made apple and pumpkin crumble for tea to take to my parents for after our roast beef.

thankgod it's back to school next week, they have drove me insane this week........
7 weeks to the next school holidays

Which means 7 weeks 'til Christmas and 6 weeks to moving day .

We are very very slowly packing stuff up. It's going to take forever with us only being able to do it at night, or me on a Monday.

time will fly for you now jenn!

we moved into this place on the 21st dec 99. didnt unpack most stuff till after new year, we had hardly any decorations, no tree , nadder. but then ds was only just 1 so he didnt know what was going on anyway.

45 days left as Chair of the Toddlers.....and counting!

woohoo!! bet you'll end up missing it when your not doing it anymore

i had to xray a fireman last night, all in his uniform except he was moody one, and he hadnt broke anything so dont know what all his fuss was about the big baby!! he was walking backwards unraveling the hose and fell in a pot hole and wrung his ankle over! no need for such moodiness,
he had been here last night holiday camp on fire just down the road from the hospital

h a ha ah ahahahahahahahahahhahaha

laughing at the clumsy fireman. they were so patronising to me when they came round to fit me free smoke alarms, the sods.

ok ok so I was a dumbass, but really!

they asked if the garage adjoined the house, I said No.
Then one said 'so where does this door go?'
'erm...the garage....' I says.
but I was a bit flustered by having 4 in my house all at once (but only 1 was good looking)

guess what..............

we have a viewing!!!

(small hurrah)

but now I should be tidying not on MN...
gotta go.

...when ds farts he smells awful, like a little deer, all weird and musky. Is this a boy thing? dont remember dd stinking like that....

LOL at LMEC
How do you know what a small deer smells like???

....and at garage door

Big decisions in the Macdog household....got housing form for a move....and looking into mortgage/new house

Am fed up being terrified living here

Fuckwit neighbour was setting fireworks off inthe garden tonight....right beside my WOODEN hut (filled with straw as well)

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o.m.g macdoggie

get a fireman on standby and know the answer to any property-related quizzzing to avoid embarrassment...

woooooo 3 of us moving house in one go!

mortgages are wondrous. I recommend Nationwide. Barclays laughed at us. avoid the banks and stick to les societees buildings.

am laughing at dh talking to ds in other room, dh all sensible, ds squealing like a small piglet.#

His trumps just remind me strongly of what I think a deer would smell like? cant really explain myself...

on reflection, I -have- smelled a deer at the safari park.......................
many moons ago. For some reason it must have stuck. ()

what do dd's smell like then?? i only have ds's to go on, and my god ds2 stinks
were with the nationwide, they have been good not had any troubles with them at all, we had payment holidays while i was on mat leave and all sorts, have a fixed rate for 14 years now at 4.5%, we had to increase the term when i went back to work pt or we would have had only 8yrs left on the mortgage now. when i was ft and didnt have ds2 we made lots of extra payments which brought the term down a lot. ...... 3 years till ds2 at school and we have more money again

have you been looking at house porn macdoggie?

we keep having powercuts all eve, i drove through the estate near us earlier and wondered why there was no street lamps! no i know why.

when it first when off i sat for a while in the dark as didnt know where my phone was (the torch is broke after ds2 threw it in a tantrum a couple of weeks ago and i havnt replaced it, but know what im going to be doing tomorrow now) then when i realised it was on the fireplace i used it as a torch to look at the meter to see nothing had tripped out and rang my dad to get him to help me (as he is a sparky and dp is at work) then i looked outside to see there were no street lights outside ours either.

i only have 2 candles as i burnt my others on friday in the pumpkin... typical. we have leccy on now but im keeping the candle burning in case it goes off again..

dont know why i have it on in the background but i have that kerry katona thing on, her hubby really is an arse.

dd farts are roses and violet scented

Not seriously into house porn yet, but am looking into some local schemes where they are so desperate to offload already built houses that they are doing all sorts of mad stuff.

hut survived the night

this and this are the sort of thing in our range

Got appointment with anti-social team tomorrow to discuss horrible henry upstairs

have spent a happy afternoon stripping horrible wallpaper off the kitchen.
Took dd on the bus to B&Q and bought paint

the whole neighbour thing has given me a HUGE kick up the ass that i've been in this house for 12 years, and the kitchen BADLY needs attention. Always seemed to be a reason not to do it...new boiler....new units.....new windows etc so I AM GOING TO PAINT IT!!!! (pale terracotta - lovely)

in case you're wondering what the jiggins pale terracotta may be!!

be a lovely change from the naff 60's stuff that's up there just now

oooh and I took dd out into the garden with sparklers!!

Her face was a picture!