Drunk names. We need 'I've been at the sauce' names for when we post after one too many sherries.

[FabioFridgeFluffFrenzy]

Inspired by another thread, we the undersigned vow to use these names when we hit the talk boards after hitting the drink. When you see these posters, please bear in mind they can only see out of one eye, the room is spinning and they may even have developed a taste for karaoke.

The views, jokes and insults posted are not necessarily representative of the mner and should be taken with a pinch skipload of salt.

CvQuantro
NormaStanleyBelcher
Hicate
FabioAdvoCat

Sisters! Brothers! Cats! Join us!

Oh no! about the alcohol allergy.
Could you at least smoke a wee bit of crack?

FrannyAbstemiousZooey
QofQueuesForTheLadies

I heart SheikYerbottle and BigGermanBeerKeller.

GingerBeer is also rhyming slang. What about
InngerBear?

ThreeKidsToTheWind - triplets

ilovemyhairofthedog

Can I be WinedyWebeer?

Neee-naaah

OK - it is after wine o'clock so I am in my new name

I might just be WillSelf when I'm chemically altered.

I thought that was a good one. I am too pssd to change now

Is it libellous?

how's your head Will

har har Wilf at chemically altered name

lol at this thread

Ooo, I'm going to be theoutsiderbottleofwine.

I jush wanna say that i love you all

RustyBeer

Uh?

HicNASWM

Anyone gotta number for a cab?

do you know I used to go out with a guy called Fabio? .. he was ... loooverly

WoozyOil

I'm gutted that such a funny thread has come from being a twat
It would have been much nicer if I could brag about it