Drunk names. We need 'I've been at the sauce' names for when we post after one too many sherries.

[FabioFridgeFluffFrenzy]

Inspired by another thread, we the undersigned vow to use these names when we hit the talk boards after hitting the drink. When you see these posters, please bear in mind they can only see out of one eye, the room is spinning and they may even have developed a taste for karaoke.

The views, jokes and insults posted are not necessarily representative of the mner and should be taken with a pinch skipload of salt.

CvQuantro
NormaStanleyBelcher
Hicate
FabioAdvoCat

Sisters! Brothers! Cats! Join us!

Oh I like it
SoberWotzThat - thanks

lol ShowOfHands
Yes, you must [tut] and [Daily Mail face] at the more inflammatory ridiculous posts.

ojcomfort is a cocktail???

wadda ya think eh eh!!!!

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I could have rum&oj or
lwillhaveojwiththat
Or I could just accept that people can tell when I am pissed by the spelling.

Ingredients
1 1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
Orange Juice
Mixing Instruction
Pour Southern Comfort into tall glass over ice. Fill with orange juice. Stir. Add wedge of orange., Straight off of a bottle of Southern Comfort.

I was thinking iCan or CodraBeer or TheakstonsCodPeculiar.

Icodhol much better.

Twkdlett

It's people like you that are ruining this country.

[MouthLikeCat'sBum]

You want this one STTP:

[Daily Mail face]

You will use it a lot.
Carefull the wind doesn't change.

Custeindo
Shhhhweppes
DavidTennentsMistress but she's changed her name.

Sh*t, now I can't decide Fabio

Oj, you could be

Only Drinking!

[Daily Mail face]

Oh lordy that's refreshing.

Disclaimer: ShowOfHands despises the DM and all who sail in her but for the purposes of virtual name-changing frivolity:

I blame immigrants/Gordon Brown/working mothers/lone parents/the benefit state for this insidious binge-drinking culture adopted by people who deign to call themselves parents whilst all the time hiding behind an oh-so-amusing 'ohh it's wine-o-clock' facade, denigrating the importance of proper grammar and Victorian values and encouraging other upstanding British (born and bred) citizens to besmirch the good name of Mumsnet by imbibing alcoholic beverages.

Call yourselves mothers.

[tut]

OnlyDrinking - brill

STTP - do you feel a weensy bit dirty now?

I feel I need to scrub my mouth out with neat vodka.

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I bet they had rum in their coke cans

Bet they main lined heroin

lol

No drinking.
Just swearin' fightin' and gamblin'.

Fabio, every time you post I always picture this

fabio

I'm off the sherbert right now, so will remain Goober.

You should be Soober!!

SHlOSHEd [

ah don't drag me into your filthy substance abuse
I need a teetotal name also
FrannyandBoringOldCowy?

Frannyfruitsmoothey

fresh fruity and no alcohol

InTheseBeerGoggles