ooooh ooooh ooooh guess guess GUESS what DP & I found today when we pulled up the carpet in the dining room.......

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Old newspapers. From 1908.

newspaper?

A floor

a faberge egg under a trapdoor

beautiful parquet flooring ?

beautiful tiled flooring ??

A very old woodlouse...with a beard and a pipe and a waistcoat.

trap door?

Cash??

spider??

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old money?

Stargate

A dead Borrower?

A dead body......

police official warning documentation hidden by teenager years ago to hide it from his parents ?

ticket for the Titanic?

Dry Rot
Wet Rot
Rising Damp

I found the previous owner's stash of porn when I took up some flooring once.....

stash of treasure

ye olde manual of housekeeping

cache of drugs?

Graffiti - Ebenezer woz 'ere.

a body

Unless it a big hole, in which case you have amazing carpets (probably Arabian, they fly dontcha know), then I win by default.

well a pile of bones

a 100 year old Yorkshire pudding ?

Come on! I'm loosing the will to live!