OMG THIS IS A VERY BAD AND EMBARRASSING SITUATION

[OkleyDokleyDoo]

I ve got a pair of Pink Fluffy Handcuffs stuck on one of my wrists

me and dp was having a "bit of fun" and and he hand cuffed me to the bed but now i cant find the keys!!!!! he managed to get one side off the bar using a screw driver but the other side is still on my wrist!! the key that was in the draw by the bed wasnt actually the one for the set we was using whatdo i do???? its a steel pair with pink fluffy bits on it so wecant even cut through

any suggestions?? before you say "find the right key" we've tried but its no where to be found and now i ve got a horrible feelng that i mite have thrown it out when we moved house a few weeks ago.

bent hairpin [knowingly]

google how to get out of handcuffs, there's probably diagrams.

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This appears to be your first ever post on Mumsnet Okley...

4 what, Cod?

But what a doozy!

How are you managing to type? Don't they keep clinking on the keys?

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My first though in a pridicament like this would be "post on a parenting website" . Not very convincing.

What do 1, 2 and 3 mean then?

thought and predicament .

meany cod.

can you remember where you bought them? I was going to suggest buying a second pair as the keys are probably generic - but just realised the time. I spect you'll be sleeping in it.

Do you work? Do you have children ....do you have tiny hands, or are they on very very tight??/

how are they going to help?

(no I'm not that daft).... but its so silly why would you make it up? I certianly woldn't be telling anyone I KNOW if I got stuck like that.. so why not ask a MNer?

And MN is the obvious site for tips on how to get out of handcuffs. Out of all the sites on the internet.

i think i would have kept that to myself!!!!!! why would u come on here to say it?? bit odd imo.

But Hatrick if you were a MNer at the time, you would not have been straight onto a parenting site looking for advice.

You may have come on the next day and shared and discussed it with your MN friends had it ripped out of you.

Ah but Lapin, that one was funny and believable.

Congrats by the way.

I dunno, tis the kind of thing I ask here for help with I tend to think MN before Google