OMG THIS IS A VERY BAD AND EMBARRASSING SITUATION

[OkleyDokleyDoo]

I ve got a pair of Pink Fluffy Handcuffs stuck on one of my wrists

me and dp was having a "bit of fun" and and he hand cuffed me to the bed but now i cant find the keys!!!!! he managed to get one side off the bar using a screw driver but the other side is still on my wrist!! the key that was in the draw by the bed wasnt actually the one for the set we was using whatdo i do???? its a steel pair with pink fluffy bits on it so wecant even cut through

any suggestions?? before you say "find the right key" we've tried but its no where to be found and now i ve got a horrible feelng that i mite have thrown it out when we moved house a few weeks ago.

School holidays again... they come round quick dont they

Oh you lot of enviouis women...I would post on a "parenting" site because there are lots of women here who I would feel safe to ask and who might give advice while having a good laugh too.

The fact the we are all parents implies that we have sex and hopefully some fun sex which might even sometimes involve handcuffs.

oops ...meant envious of course

Well LL - I for one thought you must be PG, having read the congrats, so if you don't want me to go on thinking that then maybe you'd better spill (nosey emoticon)

This is why she's congratulating me, Waynetta

(temp job )

Blimey - the lunatics are taking over the asylum!!!!

Well done!! When are you on duty? Have never had a post deleted so I might make it my mission to force you to delete one!!!!

Did you know you have a website in your honour

Your husband is no sort of a man if he doesn't have a decent pair of metal cutters in his toolbox

I would divorce him and find someone who is better at practical tasks

littlelapin - whats with the naked child toy in the top right conrer of that site? I'm not sure people in positions of poewr (such as Temp techs) should be allowed to show websites with naked children.!