I am having my office party...

[motherinfestivemood]

...any other freelancers care to join me?

I am sipping a glass of nice white wine, admittedly of slightly better quality than the average office bash. Later I may tell myself shyly that I've always found myself rather attractive, or alternatively try and give myself a quick kiss behind my desk (must remember to get filing cabinet for future festivities). If it all goes wrong I may need to totter into the loo for a quick sob.

Cheers!

Yep, I was there when I woke up, OK, let's just forget about this, too awful. I do hope Spacedonkey's OK!

I can't ever go back to that office after what I did with myself

I hope everyone else was drunk too and no-one will remember what happened

tsk tsk MI. I did warn you, you know, of the dangers of going home with yourself

(clambers in ungainly fashion onto moral high ground)