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odd things that vanish

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Wotz · 04/03/2008 18:15

For today its

emory boards
blue tack
elastic hair bands

do you think I might have a mice with bunches, neat claws and posters up under the floorboards like the borrowers?

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redrobin · 06/03/2008 13:11

i've got a bag of about 50 single socks too. so that means that the matching 50 stray socks are in my house somewhere. that just can't be - my house isn't that big!

MoreSpamThanGlam · 06/03/2008 18:34

Reading glasses
Hairbands
Tweezers
Combs
Socks
Teaspoons
Flip flops
One half of bikini
TORCHES

Wotz · 06/03/2008 18:37

today it's swimming goggles

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EricL · 06/03/2008 18:40

I have lost three remotes in the past year.

Haven't found one of them yet.

Been through all the kids bags/toys etc and still no idea where they are.

Looked in the sofa too - cut a bloody hole in the fabric underneath to get into it.

I think there is a small hole in the space-time structure in my lounge and stone-age man has three small electrical items in their caves that they worship.

Clarabumps · 06/03/2008 21:17

dummies, they are the lighters of motherhood...(i used to be a smoker) you either have fifty or you have none. wierd one..i lost my remote last month..so cleaned the house in a bid to look for it and found it on the newly cleared coffee table. didn't even put it there...i think i have elves in my flat...any exterminator numbers???

Clarabumps · 06/03/2008 21:19

note to ericl..must write to stephen hawking to see if there is somewhere space that keeps these items for safe keeping and if so...can we have them back please?

totaleclipse · 06/03/2008 21:21

In our house we have never seen a an empty bottle of garlick sauce, it vanishes every single time

totaleclipse · 06/03/2008 21:22

and I have no idea why I spelled garlic that way

totaleclipse · 06/03/2008 21:23

Oh and my sister has given up on buying tin openers, 4 have vanished in the last year.

frecklyspeckly · 06/03/2008 21:23

Window lock keys esp. when it's really hot due to heating thermostat programming being stupid (not me, it) and it makes me feel very cross and claustrophobic. Brushes, black phone book, scissors, biro's, gloves.
House awash with random bits of cheap plastic tat instead of these useful items.

totaleclipse · 06/03/2008 21:25

freaklyspeckly, try nail scissors or a steak knife to lock and unlock your windows, it works for me

Eulalia · 07/03/2008 18:32

I found my mobile phone!.... in the dolls house

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