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It's onebatmother's birthday on Saturday 16th - 21 again!

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policywonk · 15/02/2008 23:03

Happy Birthday OBM
Happy Birthday OBM
Happy boundary-respecting non-denominational hard-drinking sharp-witted earthily-sexy biiiiirthdaaaaay
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBM

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policywonk · 16/02/2008 09:01

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policywonk · 16/02/2008 10:56

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JeremyVile · 16/02/2008 11:02

Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to yoooooo-ooooh

Have a happy day today (have a happy day)

Are you 1? Are you 2? Are you 3? Are you 4? Are you 5, 6, 7 or maybe-ee more?

Everybody here wishes you a happy birthday,

With lots of birthday cards through your door!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

policywonk · 16/02/2008 11:04

(Heloooooo JV dear and thank you for saving me from talking to myself)

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JeremyVile · 16/02/2008 11:21

What? Did someone say something?

policywonk · 16/02/2008 12:49

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policywonk · 16/02/2008 16:48

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She's quite elderly, I can do this all day

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Desiderata · 16/02/2008 17:02

Aha! Here you all are!

I expect she's pissed already

Carmenere · 16/02/2008 17:03

Happy Birthday OBM

hoxtonchick · 16/02/2008 17:07

happy birthday

OracleInaCoracle · 16/02/2008 17:18

happy birthday!

policywonk · 16/02/2008 18:55

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Desiderata · 16/02/2008 20:46

Come on you old git. Where are you????

Happy Birthday to you,
Squashed tomatoes and stew,
Bread and butter in the gutter,
Happy Birthday to you.

policywonk · 16/02/2008 20:48

She said she was going out for a Nice Meal with her DP

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midnightexpress · 16/02/2008 20:49

Happy birthday my fellow pedant!

('tis my mum's birthday today too asitappens)

policywonk · 16/02/2008 20:50

What's going on with your blog Desi

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JeremyVile · 16/02/2008 20:53

A nice meal indeed

I've been sat here nigh on 10 hours cos I don't want to miss the cake.

It may well be her birthday ladies, but that Onebat is a heartless caaaaahhh.

Desiderata · 16/02/2008 20:53

A meal ???? Unheard of. Totally unacceptable. Still, I bet she'll be pleased when she gets back ... unless they decide to have sex as well.

God [envy} I hate her!

FrannyandZooey · 16/02/2008 20:54

ooh hello and happy birthday

why aren't you here to accept our homage?

Karen999 · 16/02/2008 20:55

Happy Birthday to you!!!!

policywonk · 16/02/2008 20:55

'Still, I bet she'll be pleased when she gets back ... unless they decide to have sex as well.'

LOLOLOL

Desi, it says 'error 404 not found' at the moment.

JV, has your pigging FIL gone yet?

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JackieNo · 16/02/2008 20:57

Happy birthday OneBatMother .

ladywombling · 16/02/2008 21:01

Happy Birthday! Hope you are either getting gently pissed in some swanky restaurant, or getting some qwality time with DH

Desiderata · 16/02/2008 21:07

Oh, does it? I expect National Security are working on it as we speak

I've just accessed it, and left messages on other blogs, so I don't know what's going on there.

gigglewitch · 16/02/2008 21:12

happy birthday dear batty
happy birthday to you

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