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It's onebatmother's birthday on Saturday 16th - 21 again!

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policywonk · 15/02/2008 23:03

Happy Birthday OBM
Happy Birthday OBM
Happy boundary-respecting non-denominational hard-drinking sharp-witted earthily-sexy biiiiirthdaaaaay
HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBM

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Desiderata · 16/02/2008 21:15

Bloody hell, giggle. You have the most terrible singing voice!!!!

gigglewitch · 16/02/2008 21:19

tis the thought that counts.
Shall come back when [more] alcohol has got into my system properly and see if that improves the singing.

JeremyVile · 16/02/2008 21:28

PW - I'd normally be loathe to hijack a birthday thread - but, you know, she's too busy enjoying her day to visit....

Well, PILs left mid Jan - so the christmas visit was oooooh, 5 weeks!
They actually only left when they did as relations broke down and they felt they weren't welcome. They were correct.
We'd rubbed along for the first month then I lost my rag (the only time - after much provocation)when he made the fiftieth comment of the day about DS having a dummy. Tbh, all I said was 'I'm happy with him having it for now and that's that' I was then informed that I have to listen to his comments and take on board his wishes for DS as 'you may be the mother but he is MY blood'.
It was all pretty gruesome, I managed to maintain some dignity and refrained from making any personal comments - the same cannot be said for him.
I am, apparently, a 'very difficult person' and should allow DP to speak for me as he is the man of the house.

He is a pig, though he did apologise the next day. I said 'I'm not interested' (not big I know, but it was so clear that he'd been waiting for years to say these things) and not another word passed between us for the next week.

If it hadn't happened, I bet they'd still be here now!

The one good thing is that my rather meek and put-upon mil stood up for me and told fil that he was being ridiculous. Bless her heart.

Gosh

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBM!!!

policywonk · 16/02/2008 21:34

I was a bit worried that 'pigging' was too strong, but obviously nowhere near strong enough. He is not only a chemically pure cock-monkey, but also a dicksplat (new fave).

Good on your MIL.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OBM!

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Desiderata · 16/02/2008 21:41

Glory on a fork, JV, that is quite a story

Good on you. You've been dying to do that, and so you did. Go 'ee girl

Pan · 16/02/2008 21:49

many happy reyrns o batty one!!

JV - story. Hoping you never have to put up with that in your own home esp., ever again.

S1ur · 16/02/2008 21:50

wa-hey happy happy birthday OBM.

[gri n]

Pan · 16/02/2008 21:51

No-one know what reyrns are?? tsk. plebs.

Desiderata · 16/02/2008 21:53

I know what reyrns are, Pan. We jump them, in Zumerzet, wearing wellingtons, of course.

policywonk · 16/02/2008 23:03

One last Birthday BUMP

Hope you had a good day/night OBM xxx

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seeker · 16/02/2008 23:13

happy birthday onebat. It's my ds's party day, so he's got nearly the same birthday as you. He should be honoured.

gigglewitch · 17/02/2008 22:04

oy, bat!! have you seen your huge birthday card mn-style?

onebatmother · 17/02/2008 23:37

Good Freaking God.

I am more thrilled than I can say! Thank you, my dears, you have made me very happy.

So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how predictable is the following scenario?

I warn dp 3 weeks ago that my 40th is approaching. Due to him having previous with shite birthday organization, I explain clearly that although I don't care about money-spending, it is...
a. important to me
b. important to me
c. important to me.

Imagine my surprise therefore, to discover the day before the Big Day that he has failed to book our only nice local restaurant (which is now fully booked.)

Imagine the silence. Imagine the opening of the wine at 4pm, and the "is it too much to ask that once, just once in a decade, we do something for ME?" Imagine the level in the bottle of Casa Cheapo getting lower, imagine the trails of snot from my nose joining with the tear tracks to create a beard of misery which hangs precariously from my chin. Imagine him blaming the weather/being poorly/under pressure.. etc etc.

Aaaanyways. I managed to put the babysitting friend back a day and we have just come back from a lovely evening at said nice local restaurant.

We did NOT have sex last night. We might not have sex now either since the portions were far too generous. Still, no harm in trying, I don't believe?

Thank you Pol my dearest.
JV astonishing patience under fire.
xx

gigglewitch · 17/02/2008 23:42
  1. she noticed the thread with her name on it
  2. she had a fab birthday night out - albeit belated
  3. she's not going to read this because she'll be otherwise engaged

Enjoy!

JeremyVile · 17/02/2008 23:46

Oh, glad it/he came good (fnar) in the end!

Snoooooort @ 'Beard of misery'

Quattrocento · 17/02/2008 23:52

Sorry I missed it Onebat

Or should I say

Zounds - 'tis the anniversary of Batty's birth. Here, take this for your impudence

Tortington · 18/02/2008 00:19

sorry i missed it - ope you had a great one

ruty · 18/02/2008 09:04

LOL Onebat. Happy belated [beloated?] Birthday anyway...

lovecat · 18/02/2008 15:27

Happy belated birthday. You share the date with dd, so you must be a wonderful person...

onebatmother · 18/02/2008 17:37

Thank you thank you everyone.

There is a motto in one of my cards that has cheered me enormously. I posted it in chat today but it got lost.

"Age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill".

It gives me great comfort.

Threadworm · 18/02/2008 17:49

Happy Birthday, bat.

onebatmother · 18/02/2008 21:07

OooH! thank you threadie!

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