Little Cook or PC Plum? The future depends on it...

[bridgeburner]

You are the last woman on earth. In order for the human race to carry on you must mate with either Little Cook or PC Plum. Who do you choose?

Little Cook because PC Plum looks kind of soft and feminine

glad i'm not the only one who hates Big Cook- have you seen the dance he does with the dishcloths!
Don't get me started pk!

It wopuld have to be...little cook but i'd really rather not touch either! I always think PC plum looks like he's just farted seretly.
And the carribean dancing he tries to do...

Giraffe - that is just foul! (the farting secretly), but so true!

I have always had a warped imagination, I confess. However, I am suffering the effects of a massive amount of mental strain at this time because I am trying to organize a transatlantic house move. Eleven days to go!(I can feel a panic attack coming on now!!)

It's a coping mechanism. Thinking about things like, 'who's the worst-dressed person on Balamory?'(miss hooley gets my vote!) keeps me from thinking about all the other things I should be thinking about!

At least when big cook little cook is on you know that things could be so much worse.. what if you were maried to Big Cook???

And you're right giraffski - the dishcloth dance with actions for every line is what raies my bloodpressure instantly.
Do you remember the Ben Elton sketch about the shake n vac women and her kids - "Mum, we'd rather have starved.." I imagine that's how his partner / kids feels!

PC Plum, because he would agree that we were only doing it for the future of the human race. But I would still benefit from the use of lots of alcohol, lots of drugs, a blindfold and a gag