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Little Cook or PC Plum? The future depends on it...

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bridgeburner · 03/12/2004 21:39

You are the last woman on earth. In order for the human race to carry on you must mate with either Little Cook or PC Plum. Who do you choose?

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bridgeburner · 03/12/2004 21:40

For me no contest Little Cook!

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AimsmumTheRedNoseReindeer · 03/12/2004 21:41

God help the human race, if we are to mate with either of these two
But it would have to be little cook

tiredemma · 03/12/2004 21:42

oh god, no just couldnt, my body wouldnt allow it, would physically "cease up" eugh!

cardigansarenotjustforxmas · 03/12/2004 21:42

Whizz away small.....

misdee · 03/12/2004 21:43

i dont think pc plus could could he? he'd rather be with little cook.

peskykids · 03/12/2004 21:45

Little Cook every time - size isn't everything.
Thank the lord it's not Big Cook - I loathe him with a vengeance.. much to my daughter's delight...

lockets · 03/12/2004 21:45

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Santasluckylittlehelper · 03/12/2004 21:45
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MaryChristmas · 03/12/2004 21:47

Little plum or pc cock?
mmmm? I choose genetic engineering this time, I think.

PocketTasha · 03/12/2004 21:49

my goodness i thought i'd killed the other thread

Seeing as everyone is being honest can i add another? What does everyone think of Kevin from blues clues? Or am i now the weirdest?
Incidently if i had to choose between Pc Plum and Lc i'd have to say a reluctent Pc Plum... I couldn't cope with Lc's dancing!

bluemoon · 03/12/2004 21:51

Who's PC Plum?

Wouldn't Little Cook be a bit, em, 'small' ... I'm trying not to mention how incredibly small Little Cook's willy might be ... size of a pin?

lockets · 03/12/2004 21:52

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MaryChristmas · 03/12/2004 21:52

he must have some balls though to sit on that wooden spoon or has he got splinters?

PocketTasha · 03/12/2004 21:53
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PocketTasha · 03/12/2004 21:57

Blue moon, Pc plum is from Balamory.

I suppose he does look a bit like craig C. But he's a nice man, very affectionate, likes animals, and eager to please, he has his own place and is always invovled in helping others.. What more could a girl want?

lockets · 03/12/2004 22:00

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PocketTasha · 03/12/2004 22:06

this is true... i think i might find the talking pepper pots and alarm clock a bit more disturbing though ! And i've seen better men dressed in much worse than stripey green tops, (do i know too much

Is Bridge burner still around?
I'd love to know.. What draws you to LC so much?
However now i think of it he's a man who can cook! Who wouldn't be intrigued!

PocketTasha · 03/12/2004 22:41

That's it it's officail i am a nasty evil little thread killer .. This happens to me all the time .. I can't even blame it on smelling..

coppertop · 03/12/2004 22:48

What a choice! Presumably PC Plum would need signposts to direct him towards the orifice needed for continuing the human race rather than...erm....

NutRoast · 03/12/2004 22:57

Little Cook or PC Plum?

Sorry, but the human race is doomed ...

WestCountryLass · 03/12/2004 22:58

What a choice! I could never go near PC Plum, he freaks me out, especially in his new PC Plum song when he looks around the side of a building and you jsut see his face - very scarey.

Christmassbee · 03/12/2004 23:01

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mummyfullofturkeytummy · 03/12/2004 23:28

Oh my goodness bridgeburner - you have a very warped imagination !

joashiningstar · 03/12/2004 23:55

If I had no choice, but to make a choice from those two ... definately little cook, but he'd have to tie a plank to his bum and wear a pit helmet just in case he fell in .

merrymarthamoo · 04/12/2004 00:02

I'm sorry but if it's up to me....the human race has had it.

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