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Zappatas...over here!!!

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Dropdeadfred · 08/01/2008 19:49

we got to 1000 again....made me reminisce about our original thread all those months ago

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Egg · 03/03/2008 14:16

Phono, Fred's DD is very pretty, I am sure he will be impressed.

DS1 was rather taken with Squonk's DD2 so it's a good match there too. I fear poor marmite's DD has got the short straw at the mo . She landed up with a fat baby!

fryalot · 03/03/2008 14:19

well done, egg. You have been a busy bee! Imagine what you can get done when the dts are at nursery

Egg · 03/03/2008 14:22

Oh I forgot I have also had a bath, and been on the exercise bike again. Plus fed DTs a few times each, had breakfast and lunch, had two teas and one coffee, fed DS1 a weetabix, provided him with milk and crackers (his latest obsession), got him dressed, got all of us out of the house to nursery, eaten 6 truffles and spent about 5 hours plus on MN!

Gosh I am good.

Phono · 03/03/2008 14:25

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fryalot · 03/03/2008 14:26
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fryalot · 03/03/2008 14:28

I have:

got up and got dressed
got littlies dressed
did dd2's hair (very cute bobbles and plaits )
breakfasted littlies
walked to nursery avoiding big dog
walked home from nursery with ds narrowly avoiding death by dog
MNed
collected dd2 from nursery
fed littlies
hung washing out
watched snow
brought washing in
watched neighbours

erm... that's about it. Am just about to re-hang washing as it is sunny again.

Egg · 03/03/2008 14:36

Oh I forgot I have also

watched The Wright Stuff
watched Phil n Fern
watched a bit of Loose Women
watched Doctors

Sterilised many bottles
Got bottles ready for next 87 feeds

Surely there must be MORE.

Phono · 03/03/2008 14:39

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Egg · 03/03/2008 14:42

Oh god but getting ready for work is soooo hard. I think you have done very well Phono .

Phono · 03/03/2008 14:50

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Phono · 03/03/2008 14:52

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fryalot · 03/03/2008 14:53

egg! did you really just ask for more housework?

Have you been taking drugs?

Phono · 03/03/2008 14:54

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fryalot · 03/03/2008 14:54

phono - do you make sure the kettle has enough water for your cup of tea as well? so all you have to do is switch it on?

(I do that when I have to get up)

fryalot · 03/03/2008 14:55

wonder if we should call for an ambulance to go to her house?

Perhaps it's not egg at all. Perhaps our egg has had her body taken over by strange, houseproud aliens?

Egg · 03/03/2008 14:56

no no I mean surely i must have DONE MORE ALREADY and I did, I forgot I have changed about 400 nappies! Also I forgot to add my fabulous sock drawer clearout. I threw out about 20 pairs of crappy socks, plus about 40 pairs of old pants (mainly supersize ones I got cheaply for postbirth) and some old bras that will never fit me again (due to lost norkage ).

Forgot I meant to bath DTs today... Prob not time now before I go for DS1. About to feed DS2 now so back later . If you hit 1000 messages before i get back make sure you leave me a link .

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fryalot · 03/03/2008 15:12

she's sorted out her sock drawer, ffs! That's dedi-bloody-cation that is.

Am starting to feel muchly slovenly and slattern-ish.

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marmitemad · 03/03/2008 15:23

you lot do make me laugh, wish I didn't have soooo much work to do and could be on here all day.

I don't mind having a boy either if we are one short , and I think dd will be very happy with her toy boy, those gorgeous cheeks aren't fat just very cute.

I have fed dd breakfast and brushed her teeth (while eating and doing mine then onto to work (dh did nappy, milk and dressing her). Spent about 45mins on MN in AM, swam 24 lengths, rushed into town to buy tiny baby sleepsuits & vests and bought dd some as they are on buy one get one 1/2 price in mothercare, ordered some other stuff for SIL.
More MN while eating lunch then a little bit of work and have just caught up on here while eating a huge piece of very yummy choc cheesecake.

fryalot · 03/03/2008 15:24

ooh, chocolate cheesecake

Egg · 03/03/2008 15:35

Bugger I could have offloaded some tiny baby stuff. I have some if your SIL would like any...

Egg · 03/03/2008 15:52

Hey come on, Harry is really quite cute.

It's not like I fancy Prince Edward...

fryalot · 03/03/2008 15:55

By Egg on Mon 03-Mar-08 15:52:35
Hey come on, Harry is really quite young.

I fancy Prince Edward...