In the spirit of KS .. and for mumsnet flouncers everywhere .. how about re-writing..

[Twiglett]

I'm leaving on a jet plane

Original Lyrics here

All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

I'm ...

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I'll tell you now, they don't mean a thing

Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, oh, let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I'll be on my way

Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times that I won't have to say ...

Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

And I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

But I'm leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane
(Ah ah ah ah)
(Leaving) On a jet plane

LOUD APPLAUSE SMILEY!!!

you've definitely missed your way

Twiglett(?????????????)

GonePotty.......you really have

actually I'm really shocked that there hasn't been a load of flak for this thread!!!

wow, fantastic

GonePotty - can you start another thread entitled 'The Big Reveal' ppllllleeeeaaaassseeee!!!!!!

I don't do flak...I just do rhymes !
Never controversial, just lurk most times

come on please tell, i will not sleep until i know

OK - but I bet you'll all be disappointed !

Cant... wait.... to .... find .... out! Want to go to bed, but can't till you tell us!

How about something Christmassy as it's rapidly approaching? Don't pretend to be as good as gonepotty but here goes...

Oh come all ye faithful, mumsnetters triumphant,
Oh come ye, oh come ye and start a new thread.
Don't forget emoticons, they make your post more interesting.

Oh don't just be a lurker,
Oh don't just be a lurker,
Oh don't just be a lurker,
Give us your view!

Dd's not eating? Dh always moaning?
Ds wet his pants again? Oh help is at hand.
If you've got a problem, someone's got the answer.

Oh don't just be a lurker,
Oh don't just be a lurker,
Oh don't just be a lurker,
Give us your view!

Just don't forget real life, it still goes on out there,
That man in your house is your dh don't forget
Give him some attention, then rush back on to mumsnet...

Although your eyes are closing,
Your cosy bed is calling,
There is just too much happening
To leave old mumsnet.

Well done GoneBonkers - Lets start a choir !

Hmm - GonePotty - you've still not revealed yourself - poor old Caligula's been in suspense for ages now!

Oh sorry - I did reaveal all ([grin[!) on another thread ! GonePotty was me - Whizzz rebelling after a horrid week !