What would be your parenting MN specialist subject on Mastermind

[Blandmum]

For me I think it would be Headlice

and you?

The Little Red fecking Train.

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Playdough

Minimising Shopping In Pregnancy
(covering both babykit and matwear)

Gestational Diabetes

and

poo

mmj - dh has just banned the Gordon book on the grounds that it contains bullying

hehe @ minimising shopping in pregnancy. that would be my subject too.

Parenting Teen-aged Promiscuous(well wannabe)Step Sons.

Primark

Oh thats not parenting subject! Opps.

Ooops can't spell ooops!!

pessimistic children

Reasons why you can't get an appointment with your GP.

Quick before Kathy gets here..

I'll have...

Playmobil!

Allergies

Or rather my DD's allergies as subject vast and complex. Could possibly throw vaccine damage in there too.

Gosh what fun I sound. Am happy cheerful individual really.

It's the "it isn't wrong, but we just don't do it one" where G is a bossy old mare and gets, inevitably on Sodor, taught a few lessons, culminating in his whistle getting stuck and public humiliation.

Lovely.

erm

pregnancy and birth, quelle surprise

although my knowledge re natural tips to help induce labour will get me slapped one of these days

i do recommend sex and nipple stim a lot!

the precise whereabouts of Maisie's panda

Mine would be:

The Location of and Purchasing of not too tight, non-scratchy (not even a little bit slightly stiff) trousers for a seven year-old.

I will get full marks, believe me.

Spongebob blardy Squarepants!
Every morning for 6 weeks takes its toll!

Refereeing sibling arguments.
Tracey farkin Beaker/JW in general.
Screeching like a fishwife.

probably be the life and farking times of cbeebies