What would be your parenting MN specialist subject on Mastermind

[Blandmum]

For me I think it would be Headlice

and you?

Well, I always pop up and say "nipple massage" on "How to bring on labour" threads, but I'm not sure I could go for a whole round on it...

I can tell you now, maisie's panda is not in the toilet,
or the washing-machine
nor is it under the sink, oh no sirree

Hmmm, roughly how many of Thomas' "friends" could you name by sight (without numbers)? I reckon about 20, off the top of my head! By the time ds2 hits 3 yrs, I wager I'll get that up to 30!

'Nursery rhymes' and 'How to restrain a kicking and screaming baby when changing a nappy'.

Message withdrawn

Is Panda in the washing basket?

toddlers and snails

parenting approaches: the carrot or the stick

:p

bowell movements. I have studied this subject under the sn banner and my life is ruled by it

beansprout, no

not the washing basket

panda is in the sodding toy box!

sorry Catissleepy, I couldn't help myself

YES EXACTLY WHERE YOU'D SODDING EXPECT

GRRR

sorry

franca

(mind you in "good night Maisy she'd left him behnd the curtains...)

on the windowsill

shouting (and other poor methods of discipline......) 1999 to date......