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a story for Thursday - go on, you know you want to add some...

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SenoraPostrophe · 31/05/2007 20:17

[this will probably die the quickest thread death ever. but here goes]

She stared at her reflection in the mirror and wondered how it could have happened. Behind her, she could just see his ....

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morningpaper · 31/05/2007 20:18

dressing gown, lying defeated on the bed

morningpaper · 31/05/2007 20:18

and she thought

FioFio · 31/05/2007 20:19

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saltire · 31/05/2007 20:19

He must be a cross dresser because it was pink

yorkshirepudding · 31/05/2007 20:19

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Rhubarb · 31/05/2007 20:20

mind you, after that stinking fart he did it's not too surprising.

yorkshirepudding · 31/05/2007 20:21

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MaureenMLove · 31/05/2007 20:21

he'd just painted his nails and they were still tacky.

funnypeculiar · 31/05/2007 20:22

She wondered whether

Wolfgirl · 31/05/2007 20:22

scissors found, she carressed them thoughtfully, her mind pondering the previous nights events.

Rhubarb · 31/05/2007 20:22

After trying to plug the shit from his arse

MaureenMLove · 31/05/2007 20:22

that line was supposed to come after yorkshire pud!!!

Rhubarb · 31/05/2007 20:22

with the scissors

morningpaper · 31/05/2007 20:22

I don't think this is going to win the Orange Prize

Walnutshell · 31/05/2007 20:23

he said, thoughtfully

yorkshirepudding · 31/05/2007 20:24

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morningpaper · 31/05/2007 20:24

a pair of fluffy ears as he had requested

"How do I look?" she said seductively

NikkiBFG · 31/05/2007 20:25

Fat he said...you still haven't lost your baby weight and its been 2 whole weeks since you had her...get your act together woman!

yorkshirepudding · 31/05/2007 20:26

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Walnutshell · 31/05/2007 20:26

strode across the room

NikkiBFG · 31/05/2007 20:26

and asked him - does the name bobbit ring any bells?

Walnutshell · 31/05/2007 20:28

"oh dahling, I bobbed it earlier, haven't you been following?"

Wolfgirl · 31/05/2007 20:31

F A TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ! she wailed, flaying carressed scissors wildy, F A TTTTTTTTTTTT

morningpaper · 31/05/2007 20:33

He dived towards his bedside cabinet, opened the door with a click and grabbed a box of Black Magic chocolates from within

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