Girls Aloud - God they're stupid

[Gobbledigook]

In NOTW magazine today (I know, I know)

Nadine
Height 5,6
Weight 7st 7lb
Size 6-8
On a diet? Yes
Rates looks 4/10

Sarah
Height 5,6
Weight 8st
Size 8
on a diet? Yes
Rates looks 4/10

Cheryl
Height 5, 3
Weight 8st
Size 6
On a diet? Yes
Rates looks 4/10

Kimberley
height 5, 6
Weight 9st
Size 10
On a diet? Yes
Rates looks 6/10

Nicola (may have a few brain cells)
Height 5,6
Weight 8st
Size 6
On a diet No (Thank the Lord!!!)
Rates looks 5/10

I mean, WTF? Dieting when you are under 8st and a size 6-10. Get a fecking grip.

Nadine is 5,6 and 7st 7lb and says 'I'd hate to be a size zero, I like to look like a woman'. At 7st 7lb isn't she almost falling down the grids?!

Sarah
'When I was young I was a pizza delivery driver and ate junk food constantly and was a size 12' - OH GOD, CALL THE POLICE!

Cheryl
'When I joined the band I put on a lot of weight and at one point I was 9st 7lb' - ARHGHGHGHGH!

Nicola oh dear
'I would have cosmetic surgery once I've had kids. But I'd do it for my boyfriend's sake, not my own'

OMG!!!!

nicola is lying

i saw this too and thought the same.

what sort of message are A) GAL and B) NOTW giving to young girls.

both should be thoroughly ashamed of publishing these details.

yes

I read this as well and then looked at my dds and thought oh deary deary me, it is only going to get worse for them

brainless nobboids the lot of them

What would that one do if she had a boob job for a boyfriend, they split up, and her next boyfriend preferred bigger tits?

Could work out very expensive and painful trying to please all her men

LOL @ brainless noboids!

i started to read some of it out to dh and was absolutely steaming! I flung it across the kitchen shouting 'WTF??' and then said 'I'll post that on MN later'

LOLat nobboids!

AND THEN I said 'but I'll then have to admit you bought NOTW, not cool'

Did you not see the Living TV series about them. I love their music but my word thay are the whingiest, rudest, most horrible girls ever!

Gobble - you know what to do then, read something serious! Girls Aloud will cringe at this in 10 years' time when they are has-beens.

Thank God that one managed to escape my notice!

Dh bought it. He's a saddo at times.

I don't buy newspapers. They just annoy me.

it was MIL's copy [innocent]

(I was only reading it to try and distract myself from them discussing missing children and saying ohhhhhhhh just think how you would feel if it was dd2 etc. I mean FFS!)

of course they are on diets. Its not nesacarily (though in all probability is) the kind of diet you are thinking of. Its probably a hgh energy diet packed with lo-fat things to get them thru their energetic dances and keep them from the burger van which feeds the roadies

lol Gobbledigook

MaPickle
Height - Short
Weight - Approx 3 stone too much
Size - 16. Ish.
On a diet - Yes the mars bar and baby puree diet
Rates looks - like a bloody goddess

"I'd hate to be a size 12, I like to get annoyed in TopShop".

Honestly.

energetic dance routines?

dodgy costume changes and prancing more like

(although I do have their greatest hits thingy, ahem)

they need to be dropped into an acid bath so we dont have to hear from them ever again

to be fair though, you can't survive long on stage with a diet of burgers and chips.

OLIVEOIL (brain in full working order)
Height 5,9
Weight 9st 5
Size depends on shop (10/12/14)
On a diet: No, I have a life and would like my daughters to also have one
Rates looks: I have created 2 children, who the hell cares?

er 5' 3" and 8st is NOT size 6!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd shag them

It can be. I had a size 6 tesco skirt when I was 8st 7lbs, and I'm 5' 3"

CuriousSquid/MumOfMonsters

Height 5'32
Weight 8st 13 (today)
Size i am 8/10 at top of upper body and 10/12 at bottom of upper body (nice). 10 bottom.
On a diet: Hell yes
Rates looks: VOM

well yes, you can put any number on a label but I still maintain that height and weight does not constitute a size 6