Girls Aloud - God they're stupid

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In NOTW magazine today (I know, I know)

Nadine
Height 5,6
Weight 7st 7lb
Size 6-8
On a diet? Yes
Rates looks 4/10

Sarah
Height 5,6
Weight 8st
Size 8
on a diet? Yes
Rates looks 4/10

Cheryl
Height 5, 3
Weight 8st
Size 6
On a diet? Yes
Rates looks 4/10

Kimberley
height 5, 6
Weight 9st
Size 10
On a diet? Yes
Rates looks 6/10

Nicola (may have a few brain cells)
Height 5,6
Weight 8st
Size 6
On a diet No (Thank the Lord!!!)
Rates looks 5/10

I mean, WTF? Dieting when you are under 8st and a size 6-10. Get a fecking grip.

Erm - well, I had a skirt with a '6' in it, so it must.

soaponarope, it depends on body shape as well. a widehipped woman is probably never ever going to be a 6 never mind a zero

well I was that ht and wt for years and I was always a 10, always - I've crept up a bit since then

I read this and chortled to myself.

They really are a bunch of brainless bimbos. Nicola is no way a size 6 and KImberl;ey is not a 10. Theu lie aswell.

Cheryl Tweedy hates her legs. That'll be her cankles then

You can't have only recently come to this conclusion, GDG?

If ever a thought crossed those empty heads of theirs, it would perish of loneliness before it reached the other side.

lol at Cheryls cankles.
She soooo has!!

I have no idea what size they LOOK

I just think it disgraceful that they rate themselves so low and are all on sodding diets

(unless the very respectable NOTW has made the article up...)

if you were a young fan, you would read this and think, oh she is gorgeous and thinks she is a 4/10, I must be a right minger

But why even ask them to rate themselved FFS?

If they said 9 or 10 they look like they love themselves so they have played it safe.

Also, sex with AShley makes cheryl happy apparantly. Money doesn't

I would have prefered 9 out of 10 tbh

and vomit on the discussion of sex lives

pukearama

Her dh is so gross! She could do much better looks-wise. Mind you, she's a moody cow.

lol

how do you know she is a moody cow?????

these magazines have alot to answer for

anyway, I am off to bed now zzzzzzzzzzzzz

'If ever a thought crossed those empty heads of theirs, it would perish of loneliness before it reached the other side. '

Oh you make me pmp expat!

Oh yes, also read out the bit about sex with ashley to dh - I was like 'honestly, who gives a shit?!'

They are complete bubbleheads

I'll never forgive them for what them and the Sugababes did to Walk This Way!

GScrym

Height 5,6
Weight To hefty to be infeckin Girls Aloud.
Size 12-14 (Deffo too hefty for Girls Aloud, heading for Beth Ditto proportions in their opinion)
On a diet What's the point, I'll never be in Girls Aloud
Rates looks As good as they're going to get.

She was on tv. That documentary programme about them too!

well its what you get from good ol notw...worked up!!
have they done this 'fact file' on boy bands..how deaming and foolish and dangerous this sort of crap is..
dress size...on diet ... rates looks... ffs..
..its a cattle market...

THey are surrounding by a PR machine, they probably dont remember what RL is like any more.....

the pr machine want be there forever...these put together bands come with shelf life...

its depressing, if you want to be famous in a band learn an instrument, write music songs..do something...has feminism and the 'can do' of punk era really so long ago....

Well I'm 42, look nothing like any of these lovely girls, have wobbly bits and a few wrinkles and rate myself at least 7/10. Would rather be me any day of the week

Idiots, the lot of them. I hate this weight-obsessed culture we live in. I sometimes think I look not too bad, then I open a magazine and feel a right old heifer again.

Name: missgriss
Height: 5'10"
Weight: Will never be disclosed. Ever.
Are you on a diet: I wish I had the willpower to diet for more than a day!
Rate looks: Depends on the time of the month. Today, 5/10.

That ginger one (Nicola?) is flippin scary - there is no light in her eyes! She's like a robot or a dummy, totally vacant.

Bunch of slaaaags.