fanny farts

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Do you ever ? Do you laugh about it or wish the ground would swallow you up? **

ROFL at "SheilaBlige".

Less likely to meet now I don't live in Luton, but I will be v discreet if we ever do bump into each other

I am sooooo glad to be reading this thread, I am always sooooo embarrassed by them. Is there any way of stopping them?????? Never used to happen and couldn't understand what was going on at first!!!!!!!! is it you know what that causes them or does my pelvic floor need attention I never did the exercises and had c-sections so thought I didn't need to

i done a massive fanny fart when my doc pulled out the speculum (sp) when i was having a smear test and dd pissed her self laughing

Try stopping it when you are paralised and have no control there, it is a bit like the 'Lipton Ice Tea ' advert, where she farts in the lift Well no one can blame me, I can't help it and I don't need help thank you very much can manage it all on my own!!
Think I should have changed names

I nearly went to the doctors to see if there was something seriously wrong

You are the queen of fanny farting Nickola

A girl at my school could do them on demand.

My ex used to think it was hilarious to press on my tum after doing the deed which was guaranteed to produce one. He didn't think it was so hilarious when I suggested that perhaps his willy was too small and letting in too much air!!! Needless to say, we split up shortly thereafter.