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fanny farts

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clittyclittybangbang · 14/07/2004 20:35

Do you ever ? Do you laugh about it or wish the ground would swallow you up? **

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Twiglett · 14/07/2004 20:36

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clittyclittybangbang · 14/07/2004 20:37
Blush
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lou33 · 14/07/2004 20:38

Maybe you could practise blowing out candles that way?

Twiglett · 14/07/2004 20:39

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clittyclittybangbang · 14/07/2004 20:52

not many owning up to being fanny farters then.

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marthamoo · 14/07/2004 20:52

Is there ANYTHING we won't talk about on MN ?

lou33 · 14/07/2004 20:54

Yet another thread not going on the homepage. Evening moo.

marthamoo · 14/07/2004 20:57

Hiya lou Am off to watch SuperNanny now but will be in t'bar later.....

emmatmg · 14/07/2004 21:02

I did used to get the odd one BUT before we had kids. Not sure what that says about my pelvic floor.

We laughed about, to the point of hysterics.

Maybe a name change would have been an idea here.........

happycat · 14/07/2004 21:03

I don't know lou it could go on the home page as noises in the night?

happycat · 14/07/2004 21:08

We used to go back to dh parents house before we had children and one night we were having sex and it made such a loud noise I swear if they weren't already asleep it would have woke them up I was so embarrased.To top that we had sex the following morning and of course there was a wet patch on the sheets we left it there and went down for breakfast and in the meantime his mum had been in his room and put a pile of clean washing on the bed.So this was more embarasing than the fanny fart

nikcola · 15/07/2004 09:22

listen to this, me and dp where doing a certain position the 69 position and he was licking my u no what and i farted on his face oh and all the blokes at his work no so i cant ever go to his work again

neetsmassi · 15/07/2004 09:42

fanny fart or bottom fart nikcola???

nikcola · 15/07/2004 09:52

fanny fart xx

lou33 · 15/07/2004 10:11

Hilarious

neetsmassi · 15/07/2004 10:26

Did he laugh? Did you laugh? Did you carry on?

lou33 · 15/07/2004 10:30

I think nickola should get an award for posting that under her real name

SheilaBlige · 15/07/2004 10:33

all women fanny fart if they've been attended to properly

lou33 · 15/07/2004 10:35
Grin
Jaxmum · 15/07/2004 10:41

I don't and I never have, does that mean something?

sweetkitty · 15/07/2004 11:32

off the subject of fanny farts one of the women I work with's mother-in-law does her washing including bed linen she once asked if they had been painting the bedroom ceiling as there was "paint marks" on the sheets!

You would just curl up and die!

nikcola · 15/07/2004 11:34

yes we both laughed and yes we carried on and it was brilliant id only been with him for 2 months so it was soo embarising and he still mentions it now

Bibiboo · 16/07/2004 15:26

I don't want to talk about it, but LOL, this thread has boosted my mood today, thanks girls!!!

lou33 · 16/07/2004 15:29

Nickola, I think you are a great sport admitting this!

nikcola · 16/07/2004 15:58

thank you lou, if we ever meet dont bring the fanny fart thread up [wink ]

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