FOR SALE: 2 delightful girls....

[SlightlyMadScientist]

both nearly 6, blonde hair, love cuddles....

But they start every bleeding sentance with

"Muuu-uuum she did...."
"Muuu-uuum she didn't do....."
"Muuu-uuum she's not doing....."
"Muuu-uuum she hurt me on the....."

Followed by

"Shes lying....." from the other one

Whose giong to open the bidding????

Oh I'll have them ! I've got one - also blonde and 6 - she's desperate for someone to play with - a sister and a best friend !! Two better than one of course - so I'll start the bidding at £50 ! Do you deliver ?

Sorry delivery only ithin a 2 mile radius. Will stick them in the post though...

What a good sence of humor! i know you love them to bits, SlightlyMadScientist. Have a nice weekend!

No problem - I can collect !

Last time I posted a child it got quite bruised in the post and had tantrum when it arrived as it was overly hungry ! So probably best to collect them !

Anyone else bidding ?

How much are you willing to pay me? Do you cover delivery costs, can I send a courier ? and what about refunds?

I'm keeping my 10m old - she is an angel (and doesn't talk yet!!!)

Considering I already have a bid of £50 and an offer of collection - I am not going to pay.

I'll stick a couple of sausage rolls and fruit shoots in for the journey if I must...

i was so going to do this the other day, but thought i'd get attacked mn style

so thank you but i'm not bidding, i will however offer another one for sale, nearly 7 yo going on 21 with brown hair, eats a lot and very whiny, but her heart is in the right place and she washes up, if you beg

But mine will wash-up without begging (she constantly begs me to let her).
Pick mine,
Pick mine,
PICK MINE...

I prefer blonde ones thanks J20 !!

Woohoo- am top bidder - what time does auction end ??

They are at a party at the mo...teh auction will end when they next start bickering (so about 2 mins after walking thru the door???). Is that too vague for you?

No no - that's fine - mine is doing Hama Beads now so we are cool here !

hmph! mine can run her own bath, and wash and condition her own hair and.....well thats about it

i'll through a free kitten in with it :0

Oooh - what colour kitten ?

Oi - scatterbrain - I thought you preferred blonds. And I have 2 - you said that would be good...

When you coming to fecth them???

I have two boys do you fany swapping one of your girls for one of my boys? I promise I'll send you the quietest one

well i've got a really cute fluffy ginger cat what is expcting, however the dad is in question, it could be a tabby, a ginger and white or a big black cat what has been hanging around, so not sure yet she's not due till april or you could just have my grumpy grey cat if you can't wait that long

Sorry - just having a dither - am thinking that three might not work out well ?? And I do fancy a kitten...... Hmmmmm, difficult decisions !

Do yours eat much ?

or scatterbrain, you could just have them all!!

or maybe do a swap?

and..mine comes with her own wardrobe, and i can through a brand new bike in aswell

Oh ! DH says we should just have another baby and get a puppy whilst I'm on mat leave !

Not sure what to do now !

oh but the kittens will be soooo cute

I do love kittens !

Ho Hum - what to do ??

One of mine comes with Head lice - does that sway it?