FOR SALE: 2 delightful girls....

[SlightlyMadScientist]

both nearly 6, blonde hair, love cuddles....

But they start every bleeding sentance with

"Muuu-uuum she did...."
"Muuu-uuum she didn't do....."
"Muuu-uuum she's not doing....."
"Muuu-uuum she hurt me on the....."

Followed by

"Shes lying....." from the other one

Whose giong to open the bidding????

Ahhh - Hmmmm - we don't really like head-lice here - sorry but that's a bit of a deal breaker I'm afraid - can I withdraw my bid ??

Sorry - nothing personal - just don;t do head-lice !!

Now then - about those kittens and the amazing washing-up 7 year old......

hi yes, she is still available (no headlice going on at the moment!) ready when you are. pick up or delivery, oh and kitten to follow when ready

nah thanks - got two of my own - 4 and 2 and they are not quite at that stage but do enjoy winding each other up!!

Would you consider a swop for an incontinent white cat and a Dyson (rarely used) ???

I'm going to keep mine now - after getting a card this morning that read "happe valenti day...how could I sell her"

You could have the one with headlice tho if you want.....