BIG BROTHER 3 !!!

[Binker]

I just have to say that I CAN'T WAIT !!!

Not for the squeamish this - look away now. Latest news is that Jade gave PJ a BJ last night!!!!!

Sorry!

PS - sorry to bettys as well

I've just watched 20 minutes of Alex and Adele picking vegetables.

Help.

Alex is funny. I hope he wins.

Yuk! Just watched the PJ BJ on C4. Bit tacky.
Big hand to Sandy for getting out his own way.

ALEX! ALEX! ALEX!

Not v. graphic, all under the sheets with a lot of rustling. I suppose there would have been more of it on E4.

I'm glad they didn't show the BJ .Bubba +PJ doing stuff not a pretty sight!!!YUCK

ew ! I couldn't bear to watch PJ and Jade and whatever they were up to ! I'm sorry that Sandy's gone,but good for him ! and Kate still irritates me intensely,I could slap her,draping herself over Spencer- he's obviously not that interested in her though.
Alex must win - he's funny and nice !!

Im also warming to Alex, and beggining to dislike kate shes so annoying. Watching Adele,sophie and Lee in the garden yesterday was ammuseing, Adele looked like she was chewing on a wasp as she watched Lee and Sophie being all lovey dovey. Lee is such a two faced pig, and he was so playing up to the cameras as he spoke to jonny(i think it was Jonny) about leaving the bb house.Im not sure about Jade, cant quite work out if shes cute and loveable or just a pain.

Binker, i had to swap channels too - it was beginning to seem a bit too voyeuristic for comfort!

I think I saw something - but it looked more like a fumble (ahem) under the sheets with hands rather than (ahem) anything else...then I decided I felt like a voyeur and I really didn't wanted to see anymore.

I thought Lee's waffling to Jonny about offering support to his fellow nominee was hilarious - he sounded so insincere, even Jonny's small brain must have twigged something was up.

I think Jonny is mad at himself for not coming across as a wonderful comedian. He's the sort of person who thinks everyone adores him, and probably surrounds himself with a cackling gang of fans at home. Now, he's discovered that this isn't the case away from his home turf and it hurts. Well, boo hoo for him. Hope he gets kicked out.

tiktok, that's my assessmant of Jonny exactly.
All that gritty northern salt of the earth stuff makes me come over all posh by comparison.

I am not sad to see the back of Sandy. He was not exactly easy on the eye, was he?

How horrible is PJ? 'I didn't even fancy her'

I agree, PJ is absolutely awful - to say he didn't even fancy Jade the following day. He comes across as a complete tosser in my opinion and by the way Kate was looking at him I'm not the only one. Adele's nice to everyone's face act has to crack sooner or later. And was that really Sandy's 'wee wee' that Kate and Sophie were cleaning out of the bin unawares?? If it was whatever you thought of Sandy, and I hated him, that was a really low thing to do and beats urinating in the shower so don't tell ALex that his buddy is 'disgusting'. Still love Alex though as he does a mean chicken.

I think Alex is great even if he does sound like David Beckham !

Lee is thick as S**t !
Sophie is sly
Adele is two faced
Jade is bloody irritating
Kate is an attention seeker
Johnny is also irritating
PJ - don't have any feelings about him
Sandy - sorry he's gone, he was entertaining
Spencer - the best of all of them IMHO

Lee has to go, he's such a sad loser and so dull. And it'll be great to see how Sophie copes, she's burnt her bridges not getting to know anyone else other than Lee.
Adele will get her comeuppance soon.
PJ is a complete asehole, to treat Jade like that. DH says women shouldn't be so naive and trusting, as all men are bstards. But PJ talking about Jade afterwards (in front of Kate too, not just other blokes) was really the pits.
Spencer is cool & funny.
Alex has TOTALLY grown on me, I hated him two weeks ago but now he's my absolute favourite, so funny! Being poor has done wonders for him. Great chicken impression too!
And Sandy is an absolute filthy prat. Peeing in the kitchen bin - disgraceful. But surely Big Brother should've said something to Kate & Sophie when they were cleaning it?
ALEX TO WIN!

Sobernow I agree with your predictions entirely. Alex is truly blossoming.

I hope Lee goes next; although he's such a psycho I'd rather he was locked up in there than out on the streets.

I missed what pj said about Jade the morning after , can anyone fill me in?
I can't stand him anyway, so it won't influence me.
I think that Adele is two faced and very manipulative. I wonder who sophie will latch onto if Lee goes. I hope he does because i think he is very shifty and wierd, all the sun glasses and teacosy stuff inside, very insecure.I like Spencer but not madly, Kate is like that girl that I used to hate at school because she was such a flirt and naturally blonde,(plus she was talking about her Dad's choice of music being Toto's " Africa", a song which i vividly remember and liked, she was less than complimentary about it and suggested it was as old as the hills, cow!Jade is a nutter, but not getting to me at the moment, and i think that just leaves Alex, who had me laughing when he was shrieking out "Be careful Saaandaaaay" as he watched him escape over the rooftop.
Actually, I saw Sandy today, he was on a bike texting someone,probably Big Brother asking if he could return to the house, because he looked as miserable as he did when he was in there. I expect he is disappointed by the lack of contracts which have dropped his way, oh sorry he was only in it for the "experience" wasn't he............

There's worse news! Apparently Sophie gave Lee a BJ on the same night - not screened by C4!!!!

I cannot believe that out of one hundred and fifty thousand applicants this lot were the brightest and the best!! Fire the selection panel!

I am sorry but Carmen (Lee's gf) deserves everything she gets. Did you hear that pathetic statement that Devina read out 'he is going to have to do a lot of grovelling and will have to get my name tattoed on his body' Any self respecting female who had been publicly himiliated on national TV would have been at the bottom of the steps with a bucket of pooo to pour over the arrogant b--s big head. She actually said in the statement that SHE had proved herself and he should now get the tattoo! I have been feeling really sorry for her but now I think she must be as stupid as him and they are perfect for eachother. Honestly I am livid. I am not even going to start on what PJ said about Jade the day after his BJ. Get a grip girls!

Tinker, where did you hear of the Sophie/Lee thing. Seems a bit unfair that they would screen the Jade/PJ fumbling and miss the other. My (slight) claim to fame - I know someone who went to college with Alex!
I think PJ should be the next out, for the insulting way he treated Jade (she's only young).

bluebear - I get all my info from the Guardian Unlimited site - the, confusingly, Big Brother 2 thread. Very, very bitchy, very, very long but very, very funny.

Faith - surely no-one bright would apply though.