The house that Jack built?

[Twiglett]

This is the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the fish who laughed at the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Mouse who hunkered the fish who laughed at the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Thomcat who chased the Mouse who hunkered the fish who laughed at the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

your turn.....

This is the *PEEGEEWEEGEE" Squeegee that cleaned up the water from the BUCKETFULOFDINOSAURS that doused the MHAMAI the fool who drooled over DADDYCOOL who built the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

I'm MISSINGMYWINE shrieked MRSJOHNCUSACK as she saw the empty bottle of PINKCHAMPAGNE that washed down the the BELGIANBUN polished off by the SPACECADET that wielded the PEEGEEWEEGEE squeegee that cleaned up the water from the BUCKETFULOFDINOSAURS that doused the MHAMAI the fool who drooled over DADDYCOOL who built the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built.

This is the CAPUCCINO drunk by MRSJOHNCUSACK who had been MISSINGMYWINE when she saw the empty bottle of PINKCHAMPAGNE that washed down the the BELGIANBUN polished off by the SPACECADET that wielded the PEEGEEWEEGEE squeegee that cleaned up the water from the BUCKETFULOFDINOSAURS that doused the MHAMAI the fool who drooled over DADDYCOOL who built the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built.

You lot are mad

This is the DIZZYBINT who served the CAPUCCINO to MRSJOHNCUSACK who shrieked I'm MISSINGMYWINE when she saw the empty bottle of PINKCHAMPAGNE that washed down the the BELGIANBUN polished off by the SPACECADET that wielded the PEEGEEWEEGEE squeegee that cleaned up the water from the BUCKETFULOFDINOSAURS that doused the MHAMAI the fool who drooled over DADDYCOOL who built the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built.

Stop nibbling, it tickles!

This is the SNOWLEOPARD who ate the SHEEPgomeep that ate the POPPIESinaline pollinated by the flutterBEE that fluttered by the NbgsYellowFEATHERS which got stuck to the PaulaplumpBOTTOM who's bottom was knocked by the SAGGARMAKERSBOTTOMKNOCKER used by the DIZZYBINT who served the CAPUCCINO to MRSJOHNCUSACK who shrieked I'm MISSINGMYWINE when she saw the empty bottle of PINKCHAMPAGNE that washed down the the BELGIANBUN polished off by the SPACECADET that wielded the PEEGEEWEEGEE squeegee that cleaned up the water from the BUCKETFULOFDINOSAURS that doused the MHAMAI the fool who drooled over DADDYCOOL who built the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built.

This is the FLOSSam used to clean the teeth of the SNOWLEOPARD who ate the SHEEPgomeep that ate the POPPIESinaline pollinated by the flutterBEE that fluttered by the NbgsYellowFEATHERS which got stuck to the PaulaplumpBOTTOM who's bottom was knocked by the SAGGARMAKERSBOTTOMKNOCKER used by the DIZZYBINT who served the CAPUCCINO to MRSJOHNCUSACK who shrieked I'm MISSINGMYWINE when she saw the empty bottle of PINKCHAMPAGNE that washed down the the BELGIANBUN polished off by the SPACECADET that wielded the PEEGEEWEEGEE squeegee that cleaned up the water from the BUCKETFULOFDINOSAURS that doused the MHAMAI the fool who drooled over DADDYCOOL who built the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built.

this is the OXOCUBE scraped from the ComeoVENEER by the FLOSSam cleaning the teeth of the SNOWLEOPARD who ate the SHEEPgomeep that ate the POPPIESinaline pollinated by the flutterBEE that fluttered by the NbgsYellowFEATHERS which got stuck to the PaulaplumpBOTTOM who's bottom was knocked by the SAGGARMAKERSBOTTOMKNOCKER used by the DIZZYBINT who served the CAPUCCINO to MRSJOHNCUSACK who shrieked I'm MISSINGMYWINE when she saw the empty bottle of PINKCHAMPAGNE that washed down the the BELGIANBUN polished off by the SPACECADET that wielded the PEEGEEWEEGEE squeegee that cleaned up the water from the BUCKETFULOFDINOSAURS that doused the MHAMAI the fool who drooled over DADDYCOOL who built the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built.