The house that Jack built?

[Twiglett]

This is the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the fish who laughed at the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Mouse who hunkered the fish who laughed at the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Thomcat who chased the Mouse who hunkered the fish who laughed at the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

your turn.....

This is the RustyBear found in the TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the Califrau who picked the olives that made the OliveOil that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the Hatwoman who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the Purplemonkeydishwasher who washed the MrsSpoon who served the Custardo sloshed over the Rhubarb, stirred by the spurtle, that grew in the garden of the Bettythebuilder who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDog who barked at the Thomcat who chased the Mouse who hunkered the fish who laughed at the Dragon who swished at the Twiglett that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR found in the TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

this is the SHERLOCKLGJ who observed the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the ALOHA shouted by the SHERLOCKLGJ watching the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the *FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN on the mind of the SHERLOCKLGJ who shouted ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the Mrs Apronstrings who used the SOAPBOX to cleaned out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

These are the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

These are the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

THis is the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the OATI poultice applied to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

This is the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

this is the HAPPYDADDY who biult the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

we've already had Happydaddy once

Ooops, sorry

This is Mhamai the fool who drooled over DADDYCOOL who built the WIGWAMBAM lived in by the FUSSYMUMMY who applied the OATI poultice to the WARTYWARTHOG the size of a GOOSEEGG that grew on the CHEESYFEET worn with the GREENSLEEVES of the SEWINGMADMUMMY who made the MRSAPRONSTRINGS who used the SOAPBOX to clean out our minds of the leDODGY we thought as the SHERLOCKLGJ squealed PECCAROLLOVERAGAIN you FILTHYMINDEDVIXEN after shouting ALOHA at the LADYMUCK who dropped the RUSTYBEAR 3BOBbing along in TWOIFBYSEA who washed over the WICKEDWATERWITCH who stomped on the SANDCASTLES built by the BEARINTHEBIGBLUEHOUSE who looked after the TUTTER that nibbled the EDAM that looks like a yellow MOONdog that shared the SKYler filled with the loveCLOUD that crossed the SUNnywong that warmed the CALIFRAU who picked the olives that made the OLIVEOIL that greased up the JALOPY driven by the CALIFORNIAFRIGHT, spluttering MAMAMA becuase she was scared by the GHOSTY who SPOOKed the COUNTESSDRACULA who bit the MORETEAVICAR drunk by the MARTIANBISHOP wearing the HATWOMAN who married the MOTHERINAFURRIERFESTIVEFROCK worn over her BIGKNICKERSBIGKNOCKERS left off by the FURCOATANDNOKNICKERS worn with the 2SHOES thown at the HAPPYDADDY who laughed at the SCUMMYMUMMY applying the NAILPOLISH spilled on the PurpleMonkeyDISHWASHER who washed the MrsSPOON who served the CUSTARDO sloshed over the RHUBARB, stirred by the SPURTLE, that grew in the garden of the BETTYTHEBUILDER who built the wall, peed on by the pointyDOG who barked at the ThomCAT who chased the Mouse who HUNKERed the FISH who laughed at the DRAGON who swished at the TWIGLETT that came to the site that Mumsnet Built

lol!