Swagger Inn Thread 127 - καλωσόρισμα να ο Καπηλειό καθένας

[FancyFancy]

Come (ylt & nlt) in all wenches who haven't left the country in search of ep 1 some sun. There is ouzo, retsina & metaxa lined up on the bar so help yourselves, but please don't smash the plates, or Captain Trev will have to discipline you.

Oh, and no spoilers please - we're British

Fancy I meant to say - awesome OP. As we've gone onto a new page I read it again &

Morning wenches, it's still a bit windy here, not as bad as last night though - that was noisy.

A scintillating day of cleaning & making up beds here as have visitors (DSis & family) arriving tomorrow. Lounging around & faffing about on MN is much more appealing, especially when there are nice pics to look at.

I have been snorting my way through both Maui threads. It's particularly hilaire when the OP tries to tell MNers to keep on topic , however, I do agree with one poster who suggested that it was all a plant by MNHQ to keep the masses occupied so they could have a quiet Easter. And as for the post, "Maui in haste, repent at leisure",

The Maui threads are brilliant.

Sparks - I'm easy so anywhere would be fab. Crete perhaps so we can pretend to go for the culture?

Were you looking for hidden cameras at any point Mouse?

Why thank you kindly sparks

So who's going to be spoilering themselves for s3, & who's for delayed gratification?

Fraid not Cinn. Tempting. But no, sleep wins every time. Mind you .... Naked Athos ....... Yum yum yum.

Where in Greece is the actual showing? Is it somewhere fab? Could it cope with a wench onslaught? Pictures us arriving aka our previous video ..... Wenches arriving in trains .....

Crete sounds nice. I liked Santorini. Corfu, anyone? Checks online flight prices.

I wouldn't need my electric blanket in any of the above places, would I LetUs?

Afternoon to Wenches one and all. Just slipping in to ask THE question... I know the answer...I live in hope....Is there any effing news on Series 3????

X post. Are you honestly effing telling me that Series 3 is being shown in Greece?

I didn't actually know where Maui was. Every day's a school day.

Letus It was definitely worthy of being on candid camera or the like.

I recommend Kefalonia and Ithaca for Wench hols.

I know finola, you couldn't make it up. There has been a trailer saying that s3 will start in Greece on March 29 it seems. But nothing here until May - so we'll be at least 5 weeks behind. And it's a 10 week run, so that's months of spoiler avoidance

It's been a long time since I laughed out loud at a thread - I tried to resist commenting but couldn't do it

Anyway if it makes you feel better- we aren't getting any Doctor Who until CHRISTMAS BLOODY DAY!! I need my PC fix, even if I'm not getting much joy from it right now!

Well at least this shows that there is indeed a Series 3. Thank fuck for that.

Also, it's my birthday in May so May is looking good. But those barstewards at the BBC better no let us down.

If they do, I'm off...to Maui.. I hear there are some great weddings going on

Can someone give a quick explanation about the maui thing please?

Madame the OP in her first thread is disappointed that practically no one wants to go to her wedding in Maui. Apparently its cos they don't like her fiancé (Not that its fucking far away and bloody expensive) and she provides no background except to reiterate how great the wedding is and the fact its in Maui.

In her second thread, she wants to know if she should not pay for a member of her party to go on a cruise. She references her wedding in Maui ad infinitum and asks that people stick to the subject. And not mention her wedding in Maui.

First Maui thread

Second Maui thread

Athos Athos Athos
Dog Dog Dog
Aramis Aramis Aramis

This is my fave S3 photo. So far.
Actually = My Boffing order.

Thanks Cinn - most entertaining.

So, looking on the bright side, that apple tree was dead anyway, and no-one was underneath it. Plus apple wood burns very nicely. And only half of it came down anyway, so we just moved the bird feeders to the other side

Mouse I had no idea where it was either and re your mad in-laws.

Just turned on TV to see Hugo in Father Brown, smoking loudly & being gruff. He's just shouted 'Come!' . I may have to go & have a lie down........

Doing a night manager re-watch.

Smoking loudly? 😂😂😂

Bloody hell, you lot have been busy. Just back from looking for Hidders and pistachio ice cream up the road, but no sign of either.
Excellent new(ish) thread Fancy.
I see that the BBC are showing 6 weeks of Undercover on Sundays at 9. Any chance TM might follow on from 15th May do we think? Or will it be 3.30am on BBC3 on Tuesdays?

KLAXON!!!! Promo picture from Greece!!