Swagger Inn Thread 127 - καλωσόρισμα να ο Καπηλειό καθένας

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Come (ylt & nlt) in all wenches who haven't left the country in search of ep 1 some sun. There is ouzo, retsina & metaxa lined up on the bar so help yourselves, but please don't smash the plates, or Captain Trev will have to discipline you.

Oh, and no spoilers please - we're British

Night all

I haven't been around for ages because things are a little odd at the moment but I thought I would stick my head round the door to see how everyone was doing and make sure there were no new members of Team Capaldi

I'm invoking the loophole and am going with a double helping of knights in shining armour after watching ITNM - Lancelot & Hidders-as-Pine.

But first I have to do an on-line grocery order. Why the buggery fuck do my DC insist on eating FGS? It's SO UNFAIR

There are 4?! Sorry! Let me rephrase then: everyone other than the old guy!

Ah liv, who else is batshit enough to fancy (nto) that superannuated stick insect?

tart I only took that pic.... I really was too busy trying not to faint in the presence of TB!!! But just for you......

Like that one on the right ariadne

'kin hell! LIV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hello [grnin] good to see you back

Anothertime you may need to reconsider your position - the Tavern is no place for a Lady But then again - variety is the spice of life. Just paws of Athos eh? and Aramis can only be viewed from behind a barricade unless you have a rota ticket for hands-on action (very much YLT) - it's kind of like the deli counter used to be at supermarkets. Dog has a small but very enthusiastic queue. Porthos is mostly available. Treville (aka 'the old guy' WTAF etc) is on permanent back-up for just about everywench, and Liv will kick you down the dungeon stairs if you have designs on The Cardinal (aka the 'superannuated stick insect')

So. It's a bit windy out there today. And wet. Am waiting for the phone and internet and power generally to die....

So far DS has had breakfast and is playing on electronic devices. That bit I said yesterday about being involved and attentive parent...? I'll start it in a bit He was up at 6:40. Clock change? What clock change? FMLie-Ins.

Oh - also...

Drinks are on the bar, we are open for business

Liv welcome back - I released the Cardinal from the cellar a couple of weeks ago - he was pretty emaciated no more than usual anyway - DOG and I then spent a week or so down in your dungeon celebrating that I now work 5 days a week in SM S&M ....... However we vacated it at the weekend - so give am a moment to tidy it up a bit and it is all yours -

Also as life is being a bit odd for you - you can have dog to comfort you - just be gentle with him .....

Honestly though - hope whatever is going in for you sorts itself out ....... Welcome back - grab a drink ..........

ariadne i will forgive you for only taking the one pic - it is divine and you truly made up for it by posting the other 3 - esp the total leg spreadage of no3 . I actually can't get out of bed for looking at it ........

The kids are still asleep - DH is tidying up downstairs - I am at a loss as to what to do...... scrolls back through ariadne pics-

Morning wenches.

Liv!!!! As per Dart's post, Cardinal should be back up to strength whenever you're ready.

No idea what we're doing today.

Whatever you're doing wenches have a fab day

Hello Liv and newbies.
Dog is definitely getting better and better looking.

obs he truly is ........ Like a fine wine and I would like to drink ( nto) him all up

We are staying indoor and watching the rain lashing against the windows and bits of the garden blowing about.

liv!!!!!! Good to see you. Hope you are ok. No, there are no new members of Team Cardinal.

Hahahaha re new members of Team Cardinal Good one.

Well I've been awake all fuckign night as my bedroom was in the eye of the hurricane. FMB.

Poxy weather. Poxy BBC. That last-min hol to Greece for this week is looking veryyyyyyy tempting, I can tell you.

Hidders as the Night Manager and a good bottle of red, meant I didn't even notice the storm. Now here it's bright and sunny, with only a tiny bit of wind.

Mind you, I can sleep through everything. I can sleep anywhere, anytime, anyhow. Nothing disturbs me.

Morning

Yaaay for the return of Liv and the arrival of AnotherTime. May you both stay for ages.

My Easter sunday was a bit surreal. My usually lovely, though daily mail reading, GFIL decides to bring up golliwogs of all things. I blocked much of it out and went to my happy place land of hbfs but apparently he said 'negroes' at one point. And awful SIL got really weird and insecure about me talking to her new bf and started trying to turn into me. By the end of the evening she had her own steam account with 3 games on it and professed a deep love for graphic novels. The whole thing was just weird and there wasn't nearly enough booze.

I hope everyone else's Easter Sunday was better than mine.

Not even naked Athos, Obs ?

Not sure what weather we're forecast here.

How's the new electric blanket Obs?

Would anywench like to do my ironing please?

Btw great work on the Maui thread Liv

Hi Liv. Hope things are OK. Agrees with Mouse - good work on the Maui thread. I was not sure that woman was real, tbh, as why mention Maui again on her other thread.

Hi everyone.

Fairly sure I dreamt about Santi again, but can't remember the details.

Lovely Lancelot pic fancy.

Morelike!! Will you stop being so frigging greedy with the good dreams FFS

LetUs I fancy Halkidiki, what say you? Or Crete.