Swagger Inn Thread 127 - καλωσόρισμα να ο Καπηλειό καθένας

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Come (ylt & nlt) in all wenches who haven't left the country in search of ep 1 some sun. There is ouzo, retsina & metaxa lined up on the bar so help yourselves, but please don't smash the plates, or Captain Trev will have to discipline you.

Oh, and no spoilers please - we're British

Btw - the Greek letters in the title of the thread are kind of giving me the horn - is that weird? I mean weird for me? It's a kind of mixture of nerd excitement and horniness...

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Oh liv, your last post properly made me laugh I thought I was bad at the moment, but at least I've GTRH over Aramis & inappropriately young sportmen with muscly thighs. Not foreign alphabets!

And completely agree that PC got the right balance between evil & hammy humour. Loved him (nlt) in TM.

Все люди рождаются свободными и равными в своем достоинстве и правах. Они наделены разумом и совестью и должны поступать в отношении друг друга в духе братства.

PHWOAR!!!!!

It was kind of a problem when I was doing my Classical Greek modules for OU

PC was such a good baddie that no one else can match him.
Who are the baddies this time? Rupert Everett, as Louis's brother can't have the history, power and cunning of the Cardinal, can he?

Madame?
My Russian skills aren't that good!

All life ......

Probably not obs, but I think it would be foolish to have the Cardinal #2 as the villain - they need a different sort of 'baddie' to avoid comparisons & keep things fresh.

Drug druga = eachother

Bratsta = brothers ie brotherhood.

That's almost all I know.

We need someone who is believable - I wanted to fancy Rochefort - he is quite hot and we know he was a total pervo

More than I got Obs

Kitchen's done.

I still think Jason Isaacs who played Lucius Malfoy would have made an excellent evil adversary for the Musketeers.

Gosh I'm knackered. I think I'll have Chef Santi rustle up something delicious and extremely filling for me

What's that rustling noise? Do we have mice in the hayloft...? They're bloody noisy.
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Ah. Thursday.

At least the Cardinal was allegedly doing it for the good of France and his own lust for power. Roquefort was so bloody panto I kept expecting to enter stage left with a thunderflash and a green special.

*expecting him

....yeah but Marc Warren is kinda hot.

Absolutely Cinn - he was complex but always had the best interests of himself and France at the centre of everything he did - other than shagging that dopey Adele and we all know what a mistake that was should have been me

Ariadne Oh he was - don't get me wrong, I would have shagged him threesome with the Cardinal

Adele knew the score though. At least she died happy.

Richelieu was a class act; Rochefort was pantomime.
Hurry the f*@! up end of May!

Yes but sacrificing your life for the sake of shagging Aramis? She had the most powerful and sexy man in France already - to go for Aramis was short sighted just greedy.

Perhaps she likes opposites - sexy sexy man with power and two huge cock, or moderately average bloke with no cock

Don't mind us, just getting started early

No liv - the Cardinal was too old & frail to get it up (and was probably pox-ridden), so she turned to Paris's legendary sex god for some satisfaction.

And let's face it, she made her choice at the end. Even when it got her killed he was still the better option...

Well death is a more attractive choice than shagging the Cardinal..........