Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

Oh dear Madame. Coming down with something nasty?

I too was shocked and was sure we were on about 4 or 5 and then suddenly found it out its 6 tonight.

I've not watched any W&P apart from accidentally seeing the table shag scene.

Why the fuck do they do that? That's a rhetorical question btw. I know damn well why they do - to get out of doing any of your chores, or looking after you. Lazy, selfish fuckers.

accidently minty? . Don't believe you

Anatole completely not doing it for me at all. He and Tuppence played their scenes so well though, preying on Natasha. Gave me the creeps. Pleased Pierre showed some oomph, and Marya saw through Boris.

Watching last week's W&P now. I had a moment when Andrei said he would challenge Anatole and kill him.

"The Swedidh contingent"? And I didn't know I installed a hot tub, how nice of me

And yeah Minty, accidentally?

Blue and yellow you say? This place could do with a bit of redecorating I think

I remember you putting in a sauna and painting everywhere blue and yellow at one point ww?

Awww thanks wenches for the manshape sympathy. Actually he does look like he's coming down with it now. [mild guilt emoticon]

Oh, duh, helen just said that. Lovely tour btw helen.

Yes, the boys helped me I think Elk was the one installing the sauna. Can't really remember the hot tub though.

It was! I turned the TV over and there it was! Made me laugh that the only bit I saw was that! Wench senses must have been tingling! I was quite concerned for the dinner service!

for Madame

Big battle scene near the end. WTAF is Pierre doing?

Might have a spell in the hot tub later.

Someone tweeted JP about the new Arapic - reposted here for er, ease of reference. (I'm helpful like that) "OMG Do you also have this without the clapper?"
JP : "Yes"

Be a love and don't post it though - or you might as well have not taken the trouble to photoshop the clapper over my face in the first place. Thanks for that btw, we do like to preserve our dignity in here

Evening. Worried about W&P. Not I've not read it!!! Looking forward to it and not iyswim.

Oh dear me. Twitter is just carnage. It's BAD.

So, not a great day - rugby was as Gatland said, like kissing your sister. Had 5 extra teenagers for breakfast and lunch which has cleared me out of food. Ds2 failed to get back with Clit-Tshirt girl (yes, did like her, has gumption) but as ds3 said, there seems to be a queue forming wherever he is, so he ended up snogging some 'randomS' apparently. Yep, plural. Appears to be copying his father's tarty ways.

Looking forward to W&P. In tv preview saw Dolokhov mentioned so hopefully we will get a last Tom fix to keep us going.

Not watching Deutschland til Tues Fancy as just off for a bath, then W&P, and have huge day tomorrow and won't be home til 10ish so won't have time til Tues.

Have caught up with Dubai cycling - did you see Kittel on Stage 3??!

Obs had a big giggle at your shoot all over me Athos pic.

Agree comtesse not a great match but...good result for Wales
Twitter seems to have gone slightly... Er...odd.
Those women are as mad as a box of frogs!
Reminds me of kids at a party whining they didn't get a present too

I think the weirdest bit on twatter is that they are saying it's not themselves they are bothered for because they wouldn't want to go?!?! But bothered for all the fandom #buggeroffinmyname

Mr C has JUST worked out that Tom Is in W&P #dizzy blonde

Comtess that's better than MrMinty who asked what I was watching whilst S1 Ep1 was on last night

Bads yes a good result for Wales based on that caciad first twenty. Fucking hate a draw though. Wasteful. Three home games next though. .

Must get out bath

Mint - ah. You have a special case

We're off

checking in for W & P!

Come on Tom, let's have ya