Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

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Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

Watching the hobbit with ds1
Killi
I so would....

I will be a while minty

I'm sure I can find another distraction.

A tin of chickpeas has just fallen out the cupboard and flattened my poor toe healthy eating is to blame!! A cake wouldn't have caused this pain!

Distraction? You want a distraction?

Now that's a distraction

Thank you JP!

Afternoon all!

Still full of the lurge.

Possible ought not to have just weighed in on Twitter storm where some fans are being nasty to Jessica Pope (rarely go to Twitter but was following up some Deutschland 83 stuff and then looked at my feed). What is it with some people that they feel they can be rude online? Bloody hell it is up to JP who she invited to her own cast and crew screening and however she made the draw from people who'd caught her eye or whatever, it's up to her.

Have you waded in Issy? I think Jess has moved on though given the faffer than the faffest ever expect for that bloody board

Ah you're going for the 'kill the lurgy with hard liquour' strategy issy, good move. Have some hot 'n' spicy chilli nuts to go with it - nothing like a bit of spice for clearing the pipes.

A D83 fan as well? Join me & comtess in the D83 corner later - shoulder pads obligatory

Afternoon. DH is being very cbf at me, because apprently when he said 'go to bed you're knackered. Take the laptop with you' he was joking (about the laptop.)

So has found me snuggled in bed with said laptop and is pissed off. FFS.

Had better rejoin RL and yawn a lot. I may have to stay offline tonight to placate him.......

This is the Tavern.
erm. ok?

No? Ok. Um...
This is the main bar/tavern. Everything is faily easy to brush/wipe/hose down for cleaning, except the Chaise. It gets sticky. Deal with it. There is a bottle of febreze behind the bar, plus a blowtorch if it's really bad. If you blow-torch it then you re-cover it. There is a roll of material somewhere.

Tables are provided for drinking, eating, sleeping, card games, and being bent over one way or the other. Bear in mind the HBFs' preferred place setting arrangement as as previously discussed. (Athos will ignore their presence so you may get cutlery stuck to you, but he will politely hand you back your underwear when you're done; Aramis will clear a place setting to make it more comfortable for you; Dog will knock everything onto the floor enthusiastically, and Porthos will break the table.)

The Bar stocks many speciality drinks - feel free to invent more. Don't touch the Fuzzy Tom, it's mine needed for the infirmary. The Bar also contains a large basket of Grips, for those who need to get one. Anne has helpfully restocked.

The door behind the biohazard warnings is the infirmary for illing wenches. It is regularly attended by our in house Doctors. Dr Athos will attempt to cure all illnesses with alcohol (or administer anaesthetic with his fist). Mr Aramis will deal with surgical problems.

The Nursery is through there - the dangling wine bottles are a mobile for the babies to look at, ok? Do not drink the contents

fancy Massive D83 fan. It has kept me company most nights this week due to inability to sleep (bloody cough). Am impatient for 9pm except it means it's closer to Monday morning and work again. Trying to decide which of the Walter presents strand I should try next...

anne slightly and not v. effectively but was bloody irritated with them.

They look interesting don't they issy? I will be W&Ping at 9pm tonight, and no doubt lamenting the waste of hot manflesh.

I really want to watch D83. I wonder/wander another word I am not sure how to spell in which context if it is all on iPlayer - or whichever catch up channel I need.

Am I the only one who thought it was episode 5 tonight?

Intro episode
Marry Helene episode
Fall in love with Andrei and dance with peasants episode
Fall in love with Anatole and become mental episode
Andrei forgives and Anatole loses a leg episode.

Oh then that is 6. It just feels odd.

Yes I had it in my head that there had only been 4 eps. Even though I knew it was the last ep this week. Weird.

D83 is on Ch4 if that helps.

Oh and it's wonder. To help you remember:
I wonder if Aramis could be any Fafer in s3 than he was in s2?

I'd like to wander in the orchard with Aramis & pick some peaches

Watched ep4 of W&P today. Was willing Anatole to be stopped from seducing Natasha.

Merci

I'd have volunteered for that job letus

I feel so fucking rough.

Dp to me, just now: "If it's any consolation, I think I feel as ill as you do."

Er, no. Seeing as your nose isnt running like a tap, and you can talk, and you know, move around fairly easily, no, you dont feel as ill as I do.

Oh, sorry! You mean, as a big hard stoic man, you feel as ill as I do, but just aren't showing it.

Yeah right, pen-coc.

madame you have my deepest sympathy (and empathy)

anne D83 is on all four, which irritatingly has adverts but it worth sitting through them!