Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

Alright wenches?
Lunch was nice - lovely to see my friend
Am soooo cold
Elk...hope it all goes ok party wise
Helen...wow, half term hi jinks, eh?
Ds2 had a strop is the Disney store because I wouldn't buy him a £25 toy
Dh is throwing stuff around the bedroom prior to his trip...
Sigh

Come and be his slave Helen.

Good luck Elk madwoman with the other 4!

Sod the party bags Elk.
Go off and do something less boring instead

Eg

Below

New thread anyone?

That would be good Obs, thanks

fluffy Yep TB related.... I guess he's not on your boffing list then?

Elk Blimey one party bag out of 5!! Ah right re: fic.... so transport trilogy not a blush making read.

Helen I understand the Blugggghhhhh feeling only too well. I generally have a severe case of the 'fuck-its' every Monday through Sunday, with occasional burst of energy before normal service resumes.

Obs That pic needs a warning!!

Evening wenches .. I got through the weekend of extracurricular camps/birthday parties etc and even managed a meal out withDH. I managed to not get my numbers right and didn't have enough party bags.

Ariadne is that supposed to be Hampstead Theatre - I live in the vicinity and although he is not on my boffing list may well check it out but I currently have an entire document with all the theatre trips I want to make so ...

It is, as you all know, Monday. Which simply means the devouring of this man ...

TB on my boffing list Ariadne? No, no, no, Santi wouldn't approve. He likes to have exclusive rights over me.

Fecking rota 😬

I'll pass on the gin, but thanks for the thought Madame
Obs yes. ok. I think I can do that
Anne well done on surviving the weekend
Ariadne - you're mixing up Fluff and Fancy* - though they're both TeamA so the answer would be the same.

ah.... yes.... shall not mix Fluffy and Fancy up again. Mea culpa.

It was a LONGGGGG and boring meeting today. I have boss who excels in using business cliches. His current favourite is "lets explore the art of the possible".

And Anne yes Hampstead Theatre.

Evening wenches, checking in before a second attempt at scaling the ironing mountain. ScaredyCat's bandage is off - hurrah! The sedation has worn off & she has now remembered that she does in fact have four working legs & is constantly asking to go out, it's going to be a long couple of weeks. No new bandage required as they're all afraid of her at the vets & don't want her back everything has healed so well.

for elk & badders. anne has her reward for her weekend's party efforts in the form of Aramis, helen

Don't worry ariadne, it's easy to mix fluff & I up - both have an unswerving attraction to Aramis/ Santi in all his incarnations (even the hairy ones) & strangely inappropriate MN names to anyone who's actually met us.

Well
Ds1 has just done a poo roughly the size of ds2
I have had to take a wire coathanger to it to make it go away
FML

Bads

Ariadne
"Let's expire the art of the possible"?
What a cockwomble!

Thanks for sharing Badders. Not.Just as well I'd finished eating.

Ew.

Thanks Fancy someone certainly needed to

Sorry, bad timing

Was that 'Ew' to my boffing list illustration comtess?

You're forgiven!