Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

Ooh, Porthos is lying amongst the bushes. 😳

He's going to fight. I'm going to GTRH. AND THE BANDANA IS BACK. PPPPPPHHHWWWWOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR

Queenie is a bit of a dick here too I think NOT!!!!

And Aramis doesn't have a scratch on him because he is a much better fighter obv.

Good work otherwise. Carry on

This proves Porthos is the best. He kills all those men on his own. Whilst peering through the bush.

Norah you are hilarious. Blatant Aramis favouritism because he is the best. Basically. And the faffest. Obviously. If you don't believe me just look .... Look

Go Aramis go! OOOOOOffffff he just got shouty.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

Marguerite stop being a dick even though I feel sorry for you. You're dead anyway. Might as well tell the truth...

Oh.

Fancy sorry to hear about Scaredy Cat. Inconvenient cat (who is being remarkably uninconvenient tonight - just curled up next tp me - ah - that's because if he lies there the laptop blasts warm air at him... I digress) As I was boring you saying, Inconvenient Cat was put on Diazepan after he went under GA, because he stopped eating. We got a stoned cat with the munchies - front end walked one way, back end went the other. He fell off the chair twice - actually just once - the first time he saved himself by anchoring his claws into DH's shoulder. Oh well. Stoned cats are funny.

Think DH has just got home. He has been in pub with work. He's going to be 'jolly'

Madame hope all's well

Laters................

Aww. Poor Kingy. Poor stupid marguerite. Stupid stupid Aramis.

Stop crying you daft bint and see to the baby.

And we're back with the faff eat but.

FUCK ME HE'S ON THE FLOOR AND FIGHTY AND ANGRY AND

LOL at FAF eat but. Not sure where I was going with that tbh.
Annnyyyywweaaaayyyyy.

Stridey stridey throughout the bushes and the baybeeee is crying and ROQUEFORT NEEDS TO FUCK OFF.

Epic rewatching Norah

Aramis is too FAF to be properly injured.

A DH who's going to be a bit jolly when he's been to the pub? You have my every sympathy Helen.

Night wenches x

Oh look. The idiot's dead.

WILL SOME ONE PLEASE SEE TO THE BABY?

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.
go queenie go! Kick him in the nadgers. Doooo iiiiit. G'wan. G'wan. Gwangwangwan.

What are you waitin for? NADGERS. NOW.

Oh, that was cold. I like it.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

FAF Eat - two things you associate with Porthos then norah?

Yes surprisingly clean and unharmed Aramis. You try to pull the chains out of the wall.

Yay! Milady!

Awww, they are hugging. Like ickle wee babbies.
YUCK.

Oh must feck off with her and stop being a dick. And what is wrong with rain and our food?

Milady. Ssshhhh my lovely.

I bet she thinks of Porthos and Aramis when she is shagging Athos

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

I bet he signs it King Louis with hearts over the 'i's

Oh here we go. Roquefort is being all creepy again. Quelle surprise.

Strangling is not nice. Very up close and personal sort if way to kill. Ugh.

Ooh, they're fightng again. Ggggrrrrrrrrrr.

The music is building so it must be getting exciting?!

YAY PORTHOS!

He is the real saviour and hero.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT YOU CREEPY FUCKER.

I bet he's planning all sorts for afterwards.

ANGRY ARAMIS. OOOOOOFFFFFFF.

When he pulls the sword out his back is EPIC.

I still don't get why Dog gets to be the one who kills him. It's weird.
It should be trev or Aramis. 🔨

Oh just fucking die already.

Dog gets to kill him, cos DoFuckOffRochefort tried to kill Connie, and Dog took that very personally

Awww Kingy.

I love Kingy.

Ah, just feck off to the monastery already.

Oh yeah, forgot about Connie getting it Doggy style.

GO ATHOS YOU FLUMP GO!

Ah well. I suppose we need more angst for series 3.

Trev puts his weapon in Porthos'sezsses hands.

Fuck it. I'm calling it done.

Latersz wenchies!

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Norah, I think the King should have killed him. Treason, tried to take his wife, tried to have him execute his wife, tried to rape his wife, tried to separate him from the Dolphin - in short TREASON.

True Anne, and I suppose Aramis killing him wouldn't be on because, well she's not his wife & he's supposed to be putting all that behind him.