Swagger Inn Thread 123 - There's Whiskey in The Jar-o, so make mine a stiff one Mother S. And a whiskey while you're about it <winks>

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs - drinks are on the bar, do help youself. But can we give the jukebox a rest tonight? There are a few sore heads in here tonight.

Thank you all kindly

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT

the king is rather silly.

I SAID FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT

I so feel a bit sorry for the king actually. Don't fucking drink....oh. Too late.

Offs, Milady and Athos being all angsty again. Heaving bosoms and flaring nostrils aplenty.

Ooohh, they are about to do the weird cupboard kiss.

Uh, oh, he's coming!

oh just fuck already yous twos.
Should have licked your fingers there Athos.

Bbbbbllllleeeeuuuurrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Athos has got his weapon against Milady's head.

Urgh. It's the kiss, it's really odd isn't it?

Nice bit of foam round his mouth. Kingy, not Athos.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

I miss Mother S.
Still. They're back at the scene of the crime now eh?
Yeah. I still think Aramis is a bit of a dick. Keep it in yer breeches you fucking tart.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT. FMWAC.

I wish they hadn't killed dr lemay.
Poor stupid idiot marguerite.
Wet fanny fart Connie.

Queenie's hair is a bit greasy innit.

Oooh, arsey Dog. Go to your bed.

Woohoo! A handy nun skilled in the art of forgery. What a stroke of luck!

Poor stupid marguerite.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT

Urgh, he's such a slime ball.

Norah. I love you.

But you are sooooooo wrong about that cupboard kiss.

I love a solo rewatch - this is fab norah, keep it up (nlt) & (ylt)

Evenin'

The cupboard kiss is FUCKING AMAZING. Not weird. Fact.

Ive re-wound that bit A LOT.

The only weird element is that cheek puff bit. The gif made that look VERY ODD. Still can't work out how that would happen.

Apricot so sorry to hear you're still poorly . But lovely to see you xxx

I'm baaaack!
Before I start has anyone been watching lucifer on amazon?

Anyway...

Oh, there's that jolly useful nun.

You can kiss me trev.

Oooh, Porthos...you look so much better with that bandana. And looky at you being all brave and shit.

I'm prepared to sacrifice myself and go through the cupboard snog routine with him a few times to try and scientifically pinpoint what happened though.

Saw Maimie retweeted the digital spy article. Bless her. Bit of a fucker to just get your tv career on the go and then have a baby in a way. Had the same myself so empathise. (Note:didn't have a tv career ((or did I??? Looks mysterious )) just one is just spent fucking forever qualifying in, obvs).

OH GO AHEAD AND DO ONE ROQUEFORT.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo. Don't kill him! Noooooooooooooooooo.

And....why is he all beaten up and Aramis isn't later? Eh?

Get a fucking grip you wet twat Connie. Wahwahwah. Phhfffftt.

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

Poor stupid idiot marguerite.

FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

OOH, angry Aramis. Puppy Dog is yipping. Trev is stern. I like Trev when he's all stern. The other one is there as well. Probably.

Queenie is a bit of a dick here too.

Did ROQUEFORT just sniff Aramis?

Funny how they leave dog alone long enough for them to be all teenage angst at each other innit.

See? dog is bleeding. So why not Aramis??

THE END.

Shall I Watch the next one?

oooh 'ello wenches, I didn't see you sneak in there. You all ok?

It looks like a weird suction/vacuum type of situation. There looks like there might be tongue involved. It's very...open mouthed.
Hmmm.

Fuck it. Might as well watch the last one. Alone.

See?! Why is Aramis not all beaten and bruised and bloody?

FAVOURITISM IS WHAT THAT IS.

Yeah, you fucking pray. Wanker.

Oh just fecking kill her and do us all a fucking favour.

Wtf is she wearing?

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT.

Awwight Trev? How you doin'?

Oh yay. They saved her. Woot.

OOOOOOFFFFFFF. Trev!

OOOOOooooooOOOOOOo.
Porthos. He's so brave and manly striding through those bushes.

Some lovely generic fake Spanish accents there. Affterrrrr heeeeeem.

'Aramis is a musketeer'
No shit Athos.
Ooh look at Dog yapping. Athos is rather flumpy looking AND WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS ROQUEFORT DOG'S WHEN THE TIME COMES.???????

OH DO FUCK OFF ROQUEFORT. FUCK OFF TO THE FAR SIDE OF FUCK AND THEN FUCK OFF SOME MORE.

Poor Kingy. He needs a hug. And not from that cunt ROQUEFORT.

YES TORTURE HIM!

Oh.

LOL Norah But I'm afraid that you are deluded and the cupboard pounce kiss is hot.

Tonight I am going to bed before midnight. If I start tidying/making sarnies etc just now, I may be ready for bed before Midnight.

I have given up chocolate for Lent before now, just to prove that I could. No chance this year though.