Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Animal shelters sometimes like old bedding helen (thinking of the mattressses) if you're keen to avoid landfill?

So I see we are still in Perve Class 101 in here.

You lot rewatching tonight then? I can't do for the next few Sundays but hopefully will manage to catch up during the week at some point so I don't get behind & will still make the finale x 2.

I'll live vicariously by RTFT.

Helen I hope you didn't use any of our favourite words in your adverts by mistake
w-e-t
l-e-a-k-i-n-g
s-w-o-l-l-e-n
Yes Sparks still lurking in the Perve 101 classroom. It's nice in here
Sorry you'll miss the rewatch. Are we 9.30 tonight wenches?

you forgot d-r-i-p-p-i-n-g fluffy

Yes, 9.30 for me hopefully. I shall, no doubt, be subject to the usual interruptions so if there's radio silence from me for a bit, please carry on. I will be back, assuming no more surprises.

Fully expect DH to wonder in close to rewatch time

Very much enjoying the word-perving.

how could I forget d-r-i-p-p-i-n-g? And, to accompany it, s-w-e-a-t and s-l-i-c-k

t-o-n-g-u-i-n-g could be in one of the more advanced books?

That might have to be kept for series 2 Fancy, along with some of the other more advanced words. Like r-e-s-t-r-a-i-n-t-s and s-p-a-n-k-i-ng

Ah yes, it's Through the Window tonight isn't it?

Bloody hell wenches! I seem to be t-h-r-u-m-m-i-n-g in all the right places sounding out your pervewords. I think a whole week on 'ck' is advisable. I'd like suggestions of actions to help us remember the sound. The clean version is clicking castanets.
We could do the traditional 'make a circle with your finger and thumb and thrust you're other finger in and out. Say, "cock" "cock" "cock". We also need am illustration to take home and colour.
Song, (farmer's in his den tune )
The cock is in the vadge,
The cock is in the vadge,
Lick, suck, dick, fuck,
The cock is in the vadge

Obviously I meant 'your' and 'an'

Brilliant Flopsy. I sang it in my head, does that still count?

Also sang it here

Inspired, Flops.

Perhaps we should do an audio book.....

C-a-r-e-s-s-i-n-g
T-h-u-m-b
G-a-s-p-i-n-g

Audio book by Santi?

OMFG. Imagine him narrating it. I am completely undone.

OMG I cannot post anythiong coherent now

Headphones on
Santi whispering "... as his thrusts became harder, faster, deeper..."

Evening all

Flops I sang, I sang . Your outstanding teaching ability really does come through there. Magnificent.

Did we have W-I-g-w-a-m-m-I-n-g?
(That was fucking painful to tap out applewankers!)

I'm naughtily going to be perving on Quinn in Homeland. Biggest prob with that episode is the absolutely horrifying letdown of the extras where we wanted to see Santi doing fabulous stunts and had the frigging 'making of the Astrowhatsit' instead.

JP we just want hbf's doing yoga in the extras. Comprendez?

The throbbing pulsating longer, deeper.....,

Fucking hell LetUs!!!!

In fact I'll just settle for ACTUAL FUCKING EXTRAS . Deall?!

The cardinal has either sensed the musk of the wenches after their "spelling foreplay" or knows that the boys have been tied up and are about to be wenched

Probably both but he can FTFO

Comtess, sounds like there will be some extras - whether they're intersting or not..... [shrug]

MADAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeremy Renner is on sky in 'Hansel and Gretel - witch hunters' (they've all grown up and into witch hunter apparenlty. DH has put it on and I'm smirking and thinking of you. They've borrowed the yonderland set He has a very big gun.

They have bizarre American accents (as in sounds odd in the setting, as Hansel and Gretel is US accents)