Swagger Inn Thread 116 - a thread for wenching, a thread for perving, a thread for ignoring the captions Livia writes on our pictures.

[HaydeeofMonteCristo]

I finished the thread and there was no new thread! So for a few moments we all existed in limbo. Happy floating all... And now back to earth.

Let's start with this beautiful picture!

Special edition concentrating in the ck sound. C-o-c-k, f-u-c-k

It's a whole new jolly phonics. We need Flopsy to come in & give us the action for the ck sound.

Oh LetUs you forgot s-u-c-k and l-i-c-k

And d-i-c-k and b-o-l-l-o-c-k

P-r-i-c-k and s-m-a-c-k

The illustrations would be interesting

B-u-t-t-o-c-k

Yes - any good artists available for making our book look pretty?

I think there might be a wench who could help with that Tart

Morning

Now that's one reading scheme I'd never have complained about.

What a nuisance badders - is it DS2 who has both the appointment & croup?

This gif always makes me think 'lick'

Me too Fancy, swiftly followed by 'cock' and 'suck'.
Never tire of looking at that gif.
Just off for a cold shower....

My mind leads on to 'fuck'

And then it introduces new sounds -
Because I'm thinking of h-a-r-d and g-r-i-n-d

Like the way you're thinking Fancy. We either need to expand the scope of the book from just 'ck' words or produce a sequel.
Could I nominate t-h-r-u-s-t and s-t-r-o-k-e?

my mind is being entirely distracted from trying to de-junk the house via ebay and gumtree...

o-o-f and t-h-u-d

Mission accomplished then Helen

Our minds are as one fluffy - t-h-r-u-s-t was another word that came into my mind. As was s-t-r-a-d-d-l-e

You alright there helen?

Oh, s-t-r-a-d-d-l-e. Perfect. And that has made me think of s-p-r-e-a-d and h-a-r-d-e-r

O-M-F-G
W-I-B-B-L-E

wibble??
How about s-p-l-a-y and d-r-i-v-ing?
How's the e-baying going now Helen?

helen seems to have gone quiet, hope she's alright

d-r-i-v-i-n-g is perfect fluffy. If we're onto verbs now, how about f-i-l-l-i-n-g, b-a-n-g-i-n-g and s-h-a-f-t-i-n-g?

I think Helen may have passed out - from the excitement of ebay and gumtree
I do love a good verb. Like s-l-i-d-i-n-g and r-u-b-b-i-n-g and b-i-t-i-n-g

Mmm yes, excellent verbs there.

Can I add m-o-a-n-i-n-g, w-h-i-s-p-e-r-i-n-g and l-o-s-i-n-g control ?

And one dear to Team A's heart - g-l-o-v-i-n-g.

(I gave up on gumtree, it was too scary have ebay'd clothes - unless anyone wants a togz warm-n-dry for 4yo, salpoettes for a 3-4yo, and, hmmm... oh, several lifejackets. The pushchair,highchair and car seta are going on the work notice board and then the charity shop and the cot mattresses will be skipped because no-one will take them even though there's nothing wrong with them. The books and jigsaws are all going to the charity shop. The charity shop will not know what has hit it at this rate.)

^^

l-e-a-n-i-n-g and s-m-o-u-l-d-e-r-i-n-g and s-t-a-r-i-n-g

d-e-e-p