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Waiting For Zombie To Rejoin Her Phalanx

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mummylin2495 · 28/05/2015 23:07

This is where we will wait for our leader to rejoin the DBF team !

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Mummylin · 10/11/2015 17:18

Last one for now as I have to go and cook the dinner
Wine

iklboo · 10/11/2015 17:18

Do you all want to see DS's poem he did for school?

Mummylin · 10/11/2015 17:19

Only 98 to go now.
You showed great restraint ikl I would of kicked them out !

Mummylin · 10/11/2015 17:20

Yes Ikl. Will read in a bit going to cook now ! We have to try and fill this thread so it is ended !

iklboo · 10/11/2015 17:23

Here you go - it's for his school project. They had to write a diary piece, poem or short story about what it will be like when he's 64 (he's 10 now)

iklboo · 10/11/2015 17:23

Sucksty-four by Iklboy

I'm sixty four, it really sucks
I've lost my hair, I've lost my looks
I can't go out and have adventures
Because I'm afraid I'll lose my dentures
Oh my aches, oh my pains
It makes it worse when it rains
I hate my job, I hate my work
Sometimes my boss is such a jerk!
When I think I'm looking cool
My kids tell me I'm such a fool
When I'm mad I count to ten
I wish I was a kid again!!

Mummylin · 10/11/2015 17:45

Excellent Ikl, he obviously takes after his mum for his writing !! I wish I was only ten !

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 17:53

Oh Zombie what an absolute pain in the arse.

All psyched up and nowhere to go.

I hope you can have Wine or[whisky]

Flowers
iklboo · 10/11/2015 17:53

Grin Thanks Lin

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 17:54

Ikl some of us mught have a couple of bones to pick with IklBoy; we are 64!

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 17:55

Tut! *might.

Oh, and ...

Crown
BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 17:57
Shamrock
Mummylin · 10/11/2015 18:00

How did you do that shamrock BBB ?

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 18:01

[leek]

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 18:02

Ooops! Grin

same way as the others lin

[ shamrock ] but no spaces, same as the smilies.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 18:04

I thought there was a leek and a tam o shantern as well.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 18:05

[tam o' shanter]

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 18:06
Grin

obviously not!

I bet someone lurking knows how to do those?

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 18:08

Must be weird being at home without the cats Zombie

I'm guessing you'll leave them where they are?

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 18:15

A photon walks into a hotel.

Desk clerk says "Welcome to our hotel, can we help you with your luggage?"

Photon says "No thanks, I'm travelling light."

iklboo · 10/11/2015 18:28

Ah, but this is 64 in the future B3. They won't be as fab as those of us currently 64. We tha phalanx!!! [high five]

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 10/11/2015 18:30

True dat Smile[fist bump]

iklboo · 10/11/2015 18:36

Iklboy joke:

What kind of pet does Tyler Swift have?

Shaky dog, shaky dog......

Waiting For Zombie To Rejoin Her Phalanx
iklboo · 10/11/2015 18:37

Taylor Swift

Darn phone [santa]

Mummylin · 10/11/2015 18:54
Shamrock
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