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Swagger Inn: Thread 90. The week after the Friday Finale.

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AnneOfAramis · 31/03/2015 19:22

Hola mi wenchitas - here we are back at the Swagger Inn about to commence our year long speculation about storyline, how longs Aramis' hair will be, will Milady and Athos finally shag, will there be a baby Constagnan or a baby Porthos???

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FolknNorah · 07/04/2015 11:30

No, things like toothache fill your head and take over. Don't apologise my little sausage.
Arf, I meant swilling it around etc. you could try numbing the pain a bit by passing out drunk though I suppose. 'Tis what Athos would do.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/04/2015 11:39

I have actually heard before that a tooth abcess is worse than childbirth.

Oh Helen Sad

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 07/04/2015 11:41

Arf indeed

Swagger Inn: Thread 90. The week after the Friday Finale.
FolknNorah · 07/04/2015 11:42

Did a man tell you that? Wink

Pain is pain but the pain you're in right now is the worst. IySWIM?

Carolina2015 · 07/04/2015 11:45
Grin
Baddz · 07/04/2015 11:55

Oh Helen I want to come (nlt) and look after you Hmm
I am off to see a new baby!! Smile

ApricotCrush · 07/04/2015 11:57

Are you taking paracetamol and ibuprofen together Helen? You can take them at the same time or spaced out, providing you don't take more than the maximum dose a day for each.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 07/04/2015 12:13

Spaced out Apricot, though neither seem to be particularly effective.

Shutting down and off to demand painkillers now.

Enjoy the new baby Badders

ilya :)

LetUsPrey · 07/04/2015 12:33

Afternoon wenches.

The packs of mini Malteser crackbunnies bunnies are reduced in Aldi.

Helen I hope you get some relief from the pain.

I'm trying to muster up the enthusiasm to make lunch for the DC.

Errr that's about as much as I can recall. Our outside drain is blocked. It's all go here.

MiladyBeaWinter · 07/04/2015 12:38

Hmmm, are we sexy schoolgirl types? I like to think of us bring more like the Pink Ladies. Post Sandy transformation of course. Bagsy being Rizzo.

Wenches: We're gonna rule the school....

I was going to post illustrative pics, but OMFC (WW version) at what comes up when you google search sexy schoolgirls.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/04/2015 12:39

Don't google wenches either Grin

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/04/2015 12:40

Dammit. I'd have chosen Rizzo. I think we all would

I'll be errrr.....Frenchie Smile

Enormouse · 07/04/2015 12:42

Afternoon wenches and secret lurkers.

Aaaw badders I love new babies. When they're so tiny they don't do anything but eat and sleep.

Last day of housesitting for ILs, thank God. Poor hector has taken to hiding in cupboards to escape the constant barrage of love.

No aldi here to buy bunnies in Sad though lidl might have some.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/04/2015 12:43
Flopsy28 · 07/04/2015 12:51

Helloooooooooooo...it's chriiiiiissssstttmaaaassssss Easter!!!!!

I am determined to return to wenching, if only for a fortnight. So, what's occurring? I know I will have missed masses of laundry filth so any pertinent points would be welcomed. Any newbies? Lurkers? Adrian

Right, off to local town to purchase birthday pressie for elderly relative. Layers lubbers Easter Grin

MiladyBeaWinter · 07/04/2015 13:38

Arf at Sparks. You have to be Sandy, no-one else would fit in those black silk trousers.

Ah Kenickie oh yes. I might have to watch it tonight now.

Flooppppppppperz is this you on holibobs?

MadamedeChevreuse · 07/04/2015 13:40

Youre the one that I want...you are the one I want..ooooh, oooh oooh, santi!

ChaiseLounger · 07/04/2015 13:41

Laughing at Carolina's post: how they will Twitter and make it their life long ambition to meet us.

Errrrrr. Until they realise that they have actually met most of us!!!

Is it 8 of us that have met them?

MadamedeChevreuse · 07/04/2015 13:45

helen arf at

I think the media tend to use MN as short-hand for 'All those mad women who witter away online.'

and Flowers for the pain. Are you able to eat anything? You need to eat! Milkshake through straw??

I have to do a Talk at work tomorrow to Bigwigs. Ive not done this kind of thing before. I just know bastard powerpoint is not going to work etc etc and it will be a disaster. Sad

On the plus side, my boss gave me a Malteser crack bunny for easter.

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 07/04/2015 13:46

I am back with prescribed antibiotics and over-the-counter drugs... and one DS because DM drove me and came too, and then insisted on coming home with me not that I don't love him to bits, but I was hoping to get more work done.

LetUsPrey · 07/04/2015 13:47

Thanks Apricot for extras confirmation. I think it's going back then. Bastards.

Need to sort out my car insurance. Giddy. Whirl.

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/04/2015 13:47

Good point Chaise, very good point.

Grin at lurkers.

Grin Grin Grin

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/04/2015 13:50

Oh, no-one can beat my list of frigging tediousness today.

  1. Car MOT & service.
  2. Bank & credit card statements
  3. Book hair & botox & smear test appts

which I am combining with twittering & wenching so what could possibly go wrong?

SparklesRedHotChileLeather · 07/04/2015 13:56

OH - &

  1. ARRANGE RETURN OF FAULTY TM DVD TO POXY AMAZON Angry
SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp · 07/04/2015 14:13

Right, I have to go re-join RL and unplug DS. And eat
See you later