Swagger Inn: Thread 90. The week after the Friday Finale.

[AnneOfAramis]

Hola mi wenchitas - here we are back at the Swagger Inn about to commence our year long speculation about storyline, how longs Aramis' hair will be, will Milady and Athos finally shag, will there be a baby Constagnan or a baby Porthos???

Morning!. Glorious day here yesterday. Did loads of washing, Badders would have been proud, did a bit of gardening and started my tan. Yes, I know it's bad, but I always feel healthier with a bit of colour.

DH and I had a bet on how many gratuitous shirtless scenes there would be in Poldark. We were both wrong!

Yes, LetUs, the extras are just the 6 featurettes.

Fancy I love out of control Athos. "THIS WOMAN IS A LIAR" was one of my favourite bits from S1. I do also like masterful and posh Athos. In fact I just like Athos.

Couldn't be arsed with Lorraine Carolina, I'm sure it'll turn up on YouTube or somewhere.

Hope all poorly/upset/stressed wenches are feeling a bit better this morning, and that Helen sorts out an appointment with the dentist.

Ah I see you did Helen. Poor you!

carolina shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!

helen but glad you got painkillers.

She said 'How do you feel about Mumsnet and other places all talking about you and the sexy look and d'Artagnan and all that. Does it bug you or do you love it?'

He replied 'I try not to listen to it if I'm honest Debbie. Just kinda keep it on the back burner. I mean it's incredibly... a huge compliment. I'm incredibly flattered by it and stuff but (mumbles a bit) the ego might start going a bit.'

She said 'I bet your friends tease you though'

He carried on with how his best friend Marco is the first one to start taking the mick

I tidied lego away yesterday and hoovered lots, and did some gardening too - still need to empty the wheelbarrow.

They mentioned Mumsnet to Luca? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccck. Not as below the radar as we thought then

Mumsnet was the only one mentioned by name.

Did he call lorraine "debbie"?!!

Well personally I bet luca and the lads havent read us here. But lorraine probably has.

I think the media tend to use MN as short-hand for 'All those mad women who witter away online.'

Either that or it's all the tin foil hats showing up as blips on the radar We obviously need funny shaped 'Stealth Hats' with all odd angles on to confuse the radar.

Actually, he said Gaby - Gaby Logan was presenting today. I assume Lorraine Kelly is on her holidays or something!

Interview here...

www.itv.com/lorraine/showbiz/luke-pasqualino

Fame. At. Last.

I bet they may not have RTFT, but they must have been made aware of us. If not by their own crew then they all have female relatives, do they not? And if you had a celeb brother/son/nephew/cousin wouldn't you google, just out of curiosity? I know I would.

In any event, the main thing is:

WENCHES 1 - FENCHES 0

Hmm... fame eh? Perhaps TB, HC & SC will now get twitter accounts and all the boys start tweeting about the gorgeous ladies on Mumsnet and how it is their life ambition now to meet us and get autographs and signed pictures of us.

Yeah... I know. Not gonna happen!

Got to be some weight loss potential from wearing this stuff eh?

I suspect Helen is right. Mumsnet perving is a given, so could just be a bit of lazy research mentioning. If they had asked him how he felt about being called Dog......

However now we have been mentioned folk may come to see.

Oh and the Dog thing is affectionate, from Dogtanian

KLAXON - tweet Adrian questions to Geek Syndicate NOW. Let's get a wench one answered!

I was just coming to post that Sparks . I've gone for open letter response and can we have sexual objectification. Am ignoring the conflicting standards in those two questions.

Yeah. Mine mentions sex. I see a wench theme emerging here

Remind me where to tweet?

Morning, sunny again here, so more washing and gardening.

Hope the new painkillers help you helen.

Re: the Luca interview, if the Lorraine researchers had done their job properly they'd have asked how he feels about being seen as a feathery stroker rather than a sex god like Aramis surely?

@geek syndicate Helen. Find their tweet about q's & reply.

I've tweeted you the link to it Helen. At least I think I have...... I still don't really understand it. Not intuitive!

F*ck just had spoonful of food and mouth has exploded. Thank god I haven't tried the hot salt water thing. Wonder why cold water works.

You know, I would seriously rather do childbirth again than this.

Washing has just gone on the line though.

Erm......

MORNING FUCKERSZ!!!

HOW is everyone? Poor helen and bads. That is about the extent of my RTFT recollections.
Oh, comtesse and her maltesers! I loves maltesers I does. Oh, and something about Dog and a tv thingy and US BEING MENTIONED SO FUCK YOUS ALL FUCKERSZ.

And I bet they (said fenchy fuckersz) all are about us. Because we are rudey and pervy, the ones with our skirts rolled up, our shirts unbuttoned and tied in the front as we hang around by the bike sheds.

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE OUR DIGNITY. sort of

helen have you tried brandy or vodka?

I feel awful for you being in so much pain.

Suspect alcohol is not meant to be added to painkillers....

Ooooh. Maltesers. Fantastic things. DS got some mini Malteaster bunnies at the weekend. Sadly, he knows he got them and he likes them so I can't eat them all myself add them to the stash of chocolate that I will one day be able to eat, and stop them going to waste.

I'm sure I used to be more stoic about pain/being ill.