Swagger Inn: Thread 90. The week after the Friday Finale.

[AnneOfAramis]

Hola mi wenchitas - here we are back at the Swagger Inn about to commence our year long speculation about storyline, how longs Aramis' hair will be, will Milady and Athos finally shag, will there be a baby Constagnan or a baby Porthos???

Watching Eurovision thingy on TV, Herreys look really old, how did this happen

I love the wench cats and the fancy cats.

How is Hector doing?

Hooray...after suffering several hours of free trial sign up torture, we're finally watching Guardians of the Galaxy.

He is as well as can be expected. He locked himself in a cupboard to get away from toddlermouse today.

The other two cats are quite relieved as they get left alone mostly.

Im in a hotel room, wenching in the dark with a semi asleep ds. Tb has fecked off to the bar to read. Yep comtesse, the other mum has prepaid for the lot, hotel room, our 3 tickets to the theme park. I tried to give her the money but she wont let me pay!

My tb also installed a pull up bar, in the house, and used it until it pulled out of the wall, taking chunks of plaster with it. He has slowly been filling up the holes that it left with filler stuff for approximately the past 6 months.

Hmmm, what to do...sparks, can you inbox me you know what please?

You lucky bugger elk!

My cats would probably love you right back mouse if you came bearing edible gifts . FancyCat has been on a diet for ages now so is perpetually on the scrounge. She likes to join us at meal times and sit at the dining table.

Goodness madame , maybe you can pay for food whilst you're out & any gift shop tat goodies the dcs may want?

LOOORREEEEEEEN!!!!!

Sorry, got a bit excited there

Rewatched Episode 1 and the Piñon one. It's been a nice evening. Off to bed. See you on the morrow wenches.

I will fancy, good plan about paying for the tat tomorrow. I paid for dinner tonight, which was a relaxing evening involving the kids rampaging around a bar and chinese restaurant while we got dirty looks from waiters.

I think its cos we take her dd to school in the mornings, since the fecking school closed the breakfast club. But she insists on paying us for that anyway! She is really nice tbh.

The evening's entertainment is winging its way, Madame

Would chicken skin be welcome fancy?

The stroppy longhair has taken the hump since MIL stopped making roasts on a Sunday. So I've dropped off a bit for her.

Night wenches

Evening wenches. Not much of a clue what's been happening. I do know I need to leave lots of painkillers for Helen and also the hot salty water mix as recommended by Apricot.

ITV Encore HD is channel 123 on Sky, Encore+1 is 208 and Encore is 269.

I've got Insepector Montalbano on. I'm not even watching it or reading the subtitles. I'm just listening to them all speaking Italian.

I bet she would mouse, there's not mush she doesn't! My old dog used to love them, his eyes would roll back in his head when I fed them to him .

That's good that she let you pay for dinner tonight madame, it sounds like she's very grateful to you for helping out - has probably been on MN reading threads about pisstakey parents using others for childcare & is deperate to not take advantage herself

not much obv

What's in a jug of filthy aramis? Would you serve that in a specific glass?

Oh, it's his special recipe, Woofers. And you serve it in a big one

And as it's Saturday that's as near as the rest of you get

I have no idea woofers, but letus has been drinking it & she's not dead yet, so

No special glass needed we're not a particularly refined tavern

and sparks has just illustrated my point wiith her smut

I love having my pic allowance back

I prefer to serve it straight up. Usually don't bother with a glass - just pour it straight in

Is madame still lost in smutland courtesy of sparks?

He looks good in just about anything, doesn't he?