Swagger Inn: Thread 90. The week after the Friday Finale.

[AnneOfAramis]

Hola mi wenchitas - here we are back at the Swagger Inn about to commence our year long speculation about storyline, how longs Aramis' hair will be, will Milady and Athos finally shag, will there be a baby Constagnan or a baby Porthos???

Helen 18 days, really, that's awful. In the meantime, bathe it in cooled boiled water with a teaspoon of salt, as hot as is comfortable.

Well done with the dissertation Anne.

Welcome to Atomic and Woofers.

Well, we watched Casanova last night, and I've been making a few gifs. It is BabyTom, but even then he was very charismatic.

And another...

And another...

Helen....try soluble co codamol and sort of swill it round your tooth
Sorry its bad
Toothache is a bastard...shall we call it rochefort?
I feel rather rubbish myself today....about to.eat salad.
I.know.
That's how bad I feel
Woofers....welcome. I like a woman who wants it all....
Obviously you can't have athos.
But help yourself to the garnish

BabyTom can slap my arse anytime

Awwwwww helen!!

for Helen, Bads, Madame.

That sounds tough madame, I hope he behaves himself, I completely get your feelings re the excuses if he hadn't gone along.

Been to cinema today for kids AM , costs £1.50.

Now off dancing with dh and boys. See you all later.

It's rum o'clock. Aaah, this bring back memories

Will do some rewatching, ep 9, S1 with snarky sassy Athos

Have fun Chaise

Hi woofers and atomic , welcome to the tav.

madame, helen and badders and for you. And massive cwtches.

Mr M has shown up with an exercise bike and left it in the middle of the living room. because we have so much space. I acted in a less than impressed way when I saw it and he suggested I have a nap, as I was very irrationally angry about it.

Came down from my nap a few hours later and I still don't like the giant fucker(bike, not man shape) any more than I did earlier. Now I'm sitting watching it eating crisps.

Whoever it was that asked (fancy?) The show with the gratuitous toplessness is arrow.

I miss the cardinal!!!!

Worst bodyguards ever

Arrow you say?

Exercise bike? Why? I mean...just...why?
I have had salad.
I didnt enjoy it.
Need to bung dc in the bath at some point.
Ds2 is currently breakdancing and Ds1 is lounging around watching Netflix.
I am going to bed soon.
Fuck all on TV.

badders I'm asking myself that right now.

Mr Mouse has suggested that I use it for improving my balance and positioning for when I'm riding motorbikes. (WTF??) . Because a fixed, static lump is the same as a motorbike in motion moving at high speed

Arrow you say mouse, thank you, I shall investigate.

What is it with men and exercise machines? Ex wanted one, but only in a room in which he could watch tv - which would've meant in a spare bedroom, taking up nearly all of it. And then he would barely have used it, like the bike we used to have. So I vetoed the idea. Wonder if he's got one now, cluttering up his own house and attracting dust? You have my commiserations mouse

I've divided Phoebe Whatsit should win that BAFTA on this dress alone. It. Is. STUNNING

Brilliant fighty Athos

Ooh sparks!

^And that should be DECIDED FFS

Managed to get ds2 into the bath by letting him use one of my lush bath bombs. He now smells of Parma violets
Ds1 next....he will exit the shower in a fig of lynx

FUG
Ffs

Hello atomic and woofers!

Still on holiday, just popping by to drop off appropriate medicine and to poorly wenches and to everyone else.

Off to put pizzas in the oven and then stop hiding in the kitchen!

Madame hope TB stops being a TB.

I've just done my two hour rewatch. I think I've OD'ed on Aldi Pringles.

I have to say - I know the music wasn't a patch on S1 join the club, music but it was very very good in the last 2 eps sensing a theme here.

Evening all!
Arrow. Yes. I can't seem to get on to Netflix atm, is it there or lovefilm?

Wenches, I am bored. What are we watching tonight?

I can't be arsed to bathe any children today. Is this terrible?