Swagger Inn - Thread 73. Is it STILL not 2nd January?

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Deck the Inn with Musketeers, falalalala etc.
None under my tree - bother.

It's cough Promo. The only person you've got to entice is the Beeb's PR person. Whose job I appear to be frigging doing for her/him Plus maybe Jess P.

Madame & Badzz sorry you're having a crap time. I usually feel like that in January. I fucking hate January. That Series 2 could not have come at a better time for me, I'm not feeling nearly as low as I usually am after Christmas.

And I want ALL for one of TM in here. ALL of them. Of course we'd be nice to Dog. We love lil Dog. Plus I've made promises to MN. #WenchHonour

Fancy

Washing - I've got a really big load to deal with tonight

Big hugs and snogs for Madame and Bads.

Awww Madame that sounds really miserable. I hope you resolve your TB issues, it's awful when things rumble on like that.

Re. webchat....given how much he appears to enjoy the promo stuff, i.e. would rather stick pins in his eyes, I very much doubt TB (yto) would touch it with a barge pole. I can totally understand why he keeps away from all this stuff , jeez...it'd send you insane!

Dog would do it like a shot however. He might be put off by it being Mumsnet though....that makes us a bunch of frumpy old has-beens

Norah darling get on all fours with your arse in the air would you

CoughPenisbeakerCough

badders, it's HUMMING. Its sheets that have had teenage boy in. < >

Okey dokey then. Who knows the number of the beebs PR person then?

tbh, if we cant get the boys, Id settle for JP and adrian. Would love a chat with JP. She is a right wench.

at "wench on half naked wet musketeer" comment.

Bads I have some laundry I need to fold, most of it is my knickers

I have put it to MN as a promo thing as we haven't had any. They are contracted into promo. They did the Twitter Q & A thing for the US. Tom & Santi can't play the "I'm not on Twitter" thing with MN. Actually, would this involve them coming in to MNHQ? Bloody hell, if that happens, I'm nominating MYSELF for Tavern Rep as they'd need me there to erm....direct the right questions to the right Musketeer Plus to stop MNHQ muscling in on our Musketeers in their office

Is there an existing telly addicts thread or do we have to start one for TM?

Aren't we all MILF's elk? (loathe that term)

Agree JP would be great. Was it Ryan & Maimie that did a Twitter chat once? I thought Maimie was brilliant.

I cannot compete with ww's laundry sauciness or madame's laundry filthiness. I just have lots of towels to wash - mind you that will need to be a hot & vigorous wash

Bloody Elk Fire! Best name change EVAH!

Madame sorry things have turned. Feel for DS tho, I fucking HATE panto.

I'd also love a webchat with JP. I too think that Tom would have to be crowbarred into it.

WW

Yep I'm feeling the post Christmas/January blues.

Keeping myself upbeat by planning a few trips away. And thinking about Friday

No SIL really doesn't have any redeeming characteristics, well apart from the fact she lives far away and usually doesn't speak to me. because I give sarcastic replies or just laugh

Actually, I think they are MILFs, Fancy

Mouse...can you try and out passive aggressive her?
She says something PA so you up the ante?
See how far it goes? :)the. Again, maybe not...in our house that would probably end in homicide....

fancy yy to Homeland. Watched it v late when all visitors had gone to bed. Not what I was expecting at all! Total change of pace etc and no FAF ZAF. I can tell you for a fact that IF Peter Quinn had phoned me up and offered to come to my motel if never have refused.

Back on Muskeaction I too have been GTRH by the cloak action and the puffy trousers.

Badders Mwahahaha ref the out-PAing. My neighbour has this with her mil. Championship quality.

Mouse. The living very far away thing is excellent news.

My DH's cure for this sort of thing is being HUGELY NICE in a slightly sickening way to such types. Overly attentive etc. That in it's own way is annoying to them but they can't pin anything on you.

Surprisingly toddlermouse is a pro at passive aggressive.

Last time she was here, my MIL asked him to give his aunty a lovely smile. It was the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. Huge rictus cheesy grin with narrowed eyes.

I was so proud.

The more horrible someone is to me the nicer I am to them.
It's freaks them the fuck out :)
Great fun!

Oh dc are great at being really sinister.
Ds2 has a quite chilling laugh when the mood takes him

I am GTRH about Friday. . GREAT BIG LUSTY THOUGHTS.

I liked it.

Repeat.

Ad infinitum.

Phwaaaaaooor.

Mouse

Badders

I liked it.

Repeat.