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dd said to me: James's Mummy had a baby out of her bottom and it fell out on the grass in Richmond Park

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CountessDracula · 04/10/2006 19:34

I said yeah right

but omg She did!

(james is at nursery with her!)

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southeastastralplain · 04/10/2006 19:36

blimey!

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CountessDracula · 04/10/2006 19:36

(well ok not out of her bottom)

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anniediv · 04/10/2006 19:36

What a great story, I think they should stick with the name Parkie!

marthamoo · 04/10/2006 19:36

Amazing (and lol at "yeah, right")

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CountessDracula · 04/10/2006 19:37

So do I! Will tell them tomorrow if I see on eo fthem!

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HRHQueenOfQuotes · 04/10/2006 19:37

WOW - one of those "omg they were telling the truth" moments when you think your DC is talking rubbish LOL. (well apart from the bottom bit )

lulunaticmama · 04/10/2006 19:37

well, makes a mockery of all the bloody restricitions you get having a baby in hospital !! what a lovely story...

lockets · 04/10/2006 19:39

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Beauregard · 04/10/2006 19:43

Like the idea of planting the rowan tree
She should name him -Rowan!

Gobbledispook · 04/10/2006 19:43

What an amazing and lovely story!

TutterIckOrTreat · 04/10/2006 19:47

awww

it's those bloody speed bumps - we drove through richmond park when i was in labour and each bump was bloody excruciating

next time i'm going via ham

cupcakes · 04/10/2006 19:47

that's amazing - I've just blubbed telling dh.

CovenOVeneer · 04/10/2006 19:50

I'm such a soppy mare, this has brought tears to my eyes. (was never like this pre-children).

codMorgan · 04/10/2006 19:51

fantastic! loevt he parkie gag

codMorgan · 04/10/2006 19:52

delivered him int o her own hands
blimey

kid · 04/10/2006 19:52

WOW, what a way to deliver a baby.
That will teach you not to listen to your DD

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CountessDracula · 04/10/2006 19:53

I know

I am now worrying that she may indeed be a mermaid at night after we have gone downstairs

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 04/10/2006 19:55

Fantastic story!

cupcakes · 04/10/2006 19:55

Maybe she crouched?
Or sat against husband/ car?

codMorgan · 04/10/2006 19:56

ow swang form th tress
blimey idhave been terrified

WideWebWitch · 04/10/2006 19:57

wow. and ffs at the hospital insisting on a postcode!

VeniVidiVickiQV · 04/10/2006 19:58

Is there such a word as "swang"?

codMorgan · 04/10/2006 19:58

if you ring hte police here you havet o give your dat eof birth

TutterIckOrTreat · 04/10/2006 19:58

www - think it's the emergency services rather than the hospital

cupcakes · 04/10/2006 19:59

I imagine it was possibly 999 who failed to work without a postcode...

honestly - how very stupid.