dd said to me: James's Mummy had a baby out of her bottom and it fell out on the grass in Richmond Park

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I said yeah right

but omg She did!

(james is at nursery with her!)

I sure have....

Cant you tell????

Lovely story and Rowan would be a great name. wanted to call our son Rowan, but we never got round to having him - only girls.

And love "the macaroon incident" - sounds up there with Holmes' finest.

There was a bit in the Guardian about this today (can't find it online). Apparently the tree surgeons said she was totally calm and kept saying "ahhh, born in a park, how lovely!"

Made me cry a bit, drippy sod that I am.

lovely story

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love David Sweeney's comments 'please pass on my regards'

right the Editor will be on the phone to her straight away!

Great heading

Lovely story

He is a seriously good-looking baby, too.

omg that she is 43
She doesn't look it!

Fab story. Must remember to believe DS next time he come out with something fantastic!

And can never have the macaroon incident repeated too often

Fio is there something you need to tell us girl?

Fab story

lol @ "Apparently the tree surgeons said she was totally calm and kept saying "ahhh, born in a park, how lovely!" though