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FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAID TAMBA SHOULD SPEND A NIGHT IN FRANCE..... WELL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!

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TambaIsHotHotHot · 22/07/2006 13:03

Only went and got arrested!

But not once, cause that would have been to easy...

TWICE!!!

FFS, can you believe it!

In two different countries - France and Belguim.

Last time I take MN advice

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fattiemumma · 22/07/2006 13:04

but PMSL what on earth have you done??

serenity · 22/07/2006 13:04

what did you do?

Gingeme · 22/07/2006 13:07

Come on Tamba spill the beans please?

southeastastra · 22/07/2006 13:08

haha well they didn't leave you there at least - what did you do??

trinityrhino · 22/07/2006 13:09

ROFL oh god tamba

what happened?????????

WigWamBam · 22/07/2006 13:10

Good heavens - what on earth did you do??

YellowFeathers · 22/07/2006 13:14

Sorry but PMSL!

I dread to think what for.

KBear · 22/07/2006 13:16

Well if you going to do it, might as well go silly! Can't wait to find out what happened....

YellowFeathers · 22/07/2006 13:18

Drunk and disorderly?
Indecent exposure?

Kelly1978 · 22/07/2006 13:21

what were you doing?! And how did you end up in Belgium?

TambaIsHotHotHot · 22/07/2006 13:23

I have no idea. We were in a little shop in Belgium where they sell fags and booze stupidly cheap, and It was just Sy and me (we took 2 vans and I was in one with him) cause the others were headed to Paris to somewhere to get something. Or something but anyhow, the plan was to meet up in Arras, as we would be running about 2 hours behind them, due to the stop in Belguim. Was having fab time in Veet (belguim) looking at all the wonderfully chea stuff this guy was selling and 2 truckers came in. They had been on the same freighter as us and were really lovely guys, so he asked if I wanted a look round his truck and I said sure - was nice, dvd player, fridge etc and a 'secret from customs' little pocket full of porn dvds. So he asks if I want any dvds - they wernt just porn. So I said thanks and got out the truck, they drove off - I turn round adn there are Police men everywhere an the whole place is empty cept for me (and poor Sy who had waited for me)

That talked french to us for a couple of hours, neither of us knew wtf they were on about and I think they gave up in the end. They took our van to bits though which took ages. DOnt know what they were looking for but they didnt find anything

So off we went to Paris, but as we got into Arras we were stopped again by the police. ( I was asleep though so didnt know until I heard Sy say Oh shit) and they had guns! Were taken out of van and to the station, they took our passports and documents and we were stuck there for 4 bloody hours. Had to pay a fine of 90E, wouldnt have paid it without knowing what for except that it was hot and we couldnt understand what they were saying and we were about to miss the ferry....

Got into Paris but the other van had already left - well we were now 8 hoursa late!

4 hours back to Calis as there was an accident on the motorway.

Sigh

Got on ferry which was delayed in the sea for some reason. Had hree course meal though which was yummy.

Got into Dover - 12 hours behind scedual.

M23 tailbacks for 3 hours. Then they closed the motorway.

Sy hadnt since 5pm friday and was exhausted, so we decided to just spend another night in the van.

Got home about half an hour ago, I should have been back last night!!!

saying that though -

I had a fabby time and really loved it and am going again in a couple of weeks - although hopefully we wont have so much bad luck! I met some fab people, had a laugh and even smiled through the crappy time - during the 4 hours at Arras station I decided to sunbathe just outside the door lol

I cant thank Sy enough - he didnt know me, yet really looked after me for the last few days, He is really lovely - luckily for me as ive just been stuck with him since thursday evening! I was never too concerned because although I didnt know him, you could tell his was the type to look after you - bless him.

Have a slightly suntanned left arm

Also really loved the freighter ferry (we got the people one on the way back) Met some top people on their, cant wait to do it again!

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TambaIsHotHotHot · 22/07/2006 13:24

Oh and also got lots of free porn. Freindly those belguim people...

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TambaIsHotHotHot · 22/07/2006 13:25

Hadnt slept*

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southeastastra · 22/07/2006 13:30

i wonder why they arrested you the second time? bizarre, sounds like you had a great adventure though. haha

TambaIsHotHotHot · 22/07/2006 13:31

Oh and am totally xhausted and have to go to a wedding in 2 hours.

To add insult to injury a cash m,achine in Dover ate my card grrr. Phone bank who said it was a dodgy machine or a fult or something but not to worry as account is fine - not to worry!!! I was in Dover, 4 hours away from home about to get on a ferry to france (or belgium as it had been decided then) with a man i didnt know, where i didnt speak the language and the battery on my phone was nearly dead.... I had no choice but to go by then though!

The friend who I knew was going decided in the end not to, sick kid was her reason and the other friends husband for some reason wasnt there. So i knew no-one.

Live dangerously??? Thats bloody suicidal!!!!!!

Like I said though, alls well that ends well. Cant wait to go again.

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WigWamBam · 22/07/2006 13:32

Bloody hell, Tamba - you really do things in style, don't you!

YellowFeathers · 22/07/2006 13:40

Well that is one impressive

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break

TambaIsHotHotHot · 22/07/2006 13:43

I so cant wait to go again!!

Am so pleased that SY wasnt a perv/murderer etc etc

Hes asked me if I want to go to Austria next!

(He works as a truck driver, thats why we took vans over cause we can use the frieghter - is alot cheaper and quicker) Goes all around Europe and says if I fancy seeing a bit of the world I can go along too. Fabby.

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YellowFeathers · 22/07/2006 13:44

I missed your original thread.

So, who is Sy and why did you go over there with him?

Nosey me

TambaIsHotHotHot · 22/07/2006 13:52

Well, since H left a couple of months ago I have been really making the effort to get out, so have been going to the pub with an old college friend. Whos husband is a truck driver and through them met lots of other truck driver types. And they quite often go over to France to pick up the duty free stuff. But thursday a couple of people who were going dropped out so Jane phoned and said did I want to go. She wasnt going but her dh was and I know him so after being takled into it on here i decided to go. But then I found out that her DH wasnt going either. So that left, Sy, me and another bloke and girl. I had to go in Sy's van and off we went. Hadnt met Sy before though so was nervous but he was lovely.

And has said that I can go on his deliveries with him when im free and they are to places I havent been - like the Alps, Madrid, Italy etc

Am looking forward to it.

The others btw, had an incident free fab time.

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YellowFeathers · 22/07/2006 13:56

Excellent.
Glad you enjoyed it through all the mad stuff

TambaIsHotHotHot · 22/07/2006 13:58

lol when people write about hairy handed truckers on here I am going to have to tell them that actually they are lovely!

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southeastastra · 22/07/2006 14:45

sounds like a great way to travel as well! my bil did a stint of european lorry driving and even went to czech republic and other e. european countries. some of the stories he told us!!

magnolia1 · 22/07/2006 15:39

Omg!!! What a bloody good time you had, I am sooooo jealous
At least you didn't get left there

nikkie · 22/07/2006 17:02

What a trip, glad you're back ok though

So spill the beans on Sy now.....