I know this sounds wierd but every where I go I can smell bananas and its doing my head in!

[LadyTambaOfTambaTown]

Why????????????

I have no bananas in the house
I defiantly dont wear banana deoderante / perfume
No banana smelling washing powder

Make the banana smell go away please!!!

are you pg?

Nope, am on the pill and the doc tested a couple of weeks ago before giving me the pill just incase, so definatly not pregant. (Nooooooooo babies for me thank you very much!)

do you live right next door to a banana plantation?

i, for the past 2 days, have been wandering around with the smell of paint everywhere

i have no idea why

lets blame the weather

Have you a chimp about your person?

LOL!

"about your person"

Maybe one of your chidlren has thrown a half eaten banana down the side of the sofa? (that's the sort of thing mine do)

Nope, theres not even a supermarket or grocers near me so no where it could be coming from.

I dont likey the smelll of narnas though

err no chimp to be found

You cant get anything down the sofa cause the cusions dont come off... vacced underneath it yesterday though and nothing there...

Its a yukky sickly sweet banana smell - ewww

Well..you'll have to change your name now 'LadyBananaofBananaTown'?

banana yoghurt? spilt down the side of the couch?

someone has pinned a banana to your back? (did that not happen in Grange Hill once?)

Don't suppose it could be one of those Scratch'n'Sniff books that has got into your house, could it?

Have you trodden in banana whilst out?

Does any of your make up smell like bananas check it and see?

Or shampoo?

or suncream?

any flowers in the house?

Or a candle?

Are you sure it's bananas and not like pear drops because if so it could be ketones on your breath.

If it's a sickly sweet banana smell might one suggest that it is probably an old and manky banana, and one might want to ask one's domestic staff to look for evidence of one's children having hidden one somewhere. One might for instance suggest making sure there are no old banana skins at the bottom of the bin, pushed inside the slot of the VCR, underneath the bed, in their school bags or toy boxes, in the dog's basket, and so on.

If one's staff aren't up to the job, one should simply sack them and find a few more peasants to take their place

Or one could consider that one may in fact be bananas?

Im going to try and be polite about this one Tamba

put have you put a banana anywhere recently?

if you know what I mean.........