I know this sounds wierd but every where I go I can smell bananas and its doing my head in!

[LadyTambaOfTambaTown]

Why????????????

I have no bananas in the house
I defiantly dont wear banana deoderante / perfume
No banana smelling washing powder

Make the banana smell go away please!!!

Yes not wanting to be crude but in a manner not disimilar to the recent Ladygarden thread, have you any problems below stairs as it were?

Not trodden in banana
No sniff and scratch books
Err ds1 says there is no banana attached to my back
No flowers, dont wear make-up, shampoo is john frieda stuff, not banana. Not got sun cream on
Cant find any manky bananas anywear, bin was emptied yesterday and havent bought any bananas for months
No bananas been shoved anywhere they shouldnt lately
LadyGarden is in perfect working order
Breath smells like chocolate

Can still smell it though!

has any one else
ptsl

I'm still going with my chimp theory..have you checked the airing cupboard?

tamba had sex wit a bananaa and left it insiee herself

perhaps the spirit of a monkey is haunting you!